lawn capping

the art of stealing peoples lawn ornaments.

bro jump out the car n steal that fukin gnome... ud just be ill at lawn capping!!

by collegepointer May 28, 2009

butt calling

It's what happens when you dial/text someone by accident because you forget that your phone is in your back pocket when you sit down.

Person A: Hello? Hello? Person B: (no answer) Person A: Why are you butt calling me?! Person B: (no answer)

by cisi November 30, 2011

Harold Camping

Infamous con man who obtained 100m in assets from scamming anyone foolish enough to believe him by claiming the rapture was near.

Harold Camping: The world is going to end tomorrow on May 21st.

Guy: Just like you said it was gonna end in 1994?

Harold Camping: No, that was a miscalculation.

The next day...

Guy: What do you have to say now?

Harold Camping: It was a spiritual awakeness rapture the real one is in October.

Guy: You slimy bastard.

by gooblyooglydie December 26, 2011

Chill Camping

Participating in the activity of "camping" when the outside temperature is anything but ideal. Chill Camping usually occurs in areas that experience short summers so outdoorsmen and women are forced to "camp" when the temperature regularly falls below freezing, snow is usually accompanied by this activity, as well as the saying, "the colder it is outside, the bigger the fire".

I had the weekend off so Trinity, Sydney and I went to the lake and did some Chill Camping..... I know it's December in North Dakota, but we had a blast, there was snow on the ground, so we just had a bigger fire!

by bonzo348 December 14, 2014

Berwick Camping Trip

Take a large shit, cover it in pine needles, throw it in the fire, then hollow it out and use it as a fleshlight.

Dude, we should do the Berwick Camping Trip!

by Van Sully August 21, 2022

Pi Calling

When math geeks could experience a deeper relationship with mathematics’s most beloved constant, as they delight in her presence, who is more than willing to reveal more of her numerical or geometric secrets to those who seek her with all their heart, mind, and soul.

Like Jesus, Pi calling. Why not enjoy peace in her transcendental presence?

by Fasters December 12, 2022

Camping Box

When a girl goes camping without showering for numerous days, and her pussy smells like death.

Alyssa and I went camping in Yosemite Park for a week. On night four, we were in the tent getting it on. When I removed her panties it smelled like a bear had regurgetated digested salmon in the tent.
When I asked what the smell was, she proclaimed "I have camping box"!

by T Sing August 13, 2010