Caleb

The kind of guy that will rip your small intestine out with his mighty cock and keep it as his fleshlight if you get near his food, he has a James Earl Jones appearance and is the master of slaying pussy with his massive dragon like cock. He can last longer in bed than Hellen Keller could make it through a corn maze and he can basically get away with anything because people always think he is James Earl Jones. You wan't him on your side or you face the possibility of him breaking your jaw from slapping your face with his monstrous dong.

Person1:"woah, is that james earl Jones?"
Person2:"nah that's caleb."
Person3:"you guys talking about caleb?"
Person2:"yeah."
Person3:"have you seen his cock i didn't even know a cock could be that big."
Person2:"I know that thing should be hanging from a deli."

Caleb by Simon_the_Hyman_destroyer July 9, 2016

lay a cable 

to take a huge shit

did you see that elephant lay a cable right on eric's head?

yeah i think hes in a institution now

lol

lay a cable by RAHH ooo rah un rahhh January 16, 2009

midnight caller 

Someone who calls you during the middle of the night wanting to participate in sexual activities.

Hey dave, that psyco chick with the one leg is a midnight caller.

midnight caller by yolonathan January 14, 2018

caldera 

Usually a last name but this person is very outgoing, straight forward, and isn’t afraid to speak their mind. This person is athletic and loves to play soccer. This person is the most selfless person you will ever meet , they are the best listeners and best advice givers. This person always looks out for family and friends and keeps their more important people close. This person will always put her loved ones before her and has a huge heart! A caldera is a unique person , you’d be dumb to let a caldera go

“Dude I wanna marry a caldera!”

caldera by Imalwaysrightduh July 5, 2018

caleb

a person usually small as a kid but will get very tall as an adult but is allways a good freind, and very hot.

oh my god caleb is so hot

caleb by lb🤦‍♂️ November 28, 2018

Caleb

Caleb is someone that is a guy that loves his parter or crush with so much love. He likes to be around her all the time, always is willing to be with her, and LOVES when his partner cares for him. He’s such a clingy person and always wants to be around a special someone, but can get mad to a lot of things really easily. He is good at sports, instruments, singing, and school, and he still prioritizes his partner.

I love my boyfriend Caleb
I need me a Caleb that will love me forever
Caleb is so sweet, but he gets mad so easily

Caleb by ohhhyuhhh March 30, 2019

Caleb

Caleb is the name of a Male that is very attractive. Caleb is good at getting girls who's name starts with an I such as Ivy.
Girls think he is a total nerd that plays Minecraft and Undertale and plays Magic The Gathering and they are right. Caleb is also the name of a Brave and kind soul who will do almost anything to help his friends and Family. He sometimes gets in trouble but manages to keep A's in all his classes. He is usually tall and has light brown hair. He can also have Blue, Gray, or Brown eyes. He will take everything way more seriously than necessary. He is secretly a hacker and when people find put about that he is everybody around him will call him a hacker. He is kinda a flirt with girls except the one girl he likes the most. He will sometimes unintentionaly hurt his friends and defend they with all he has. He say bad jokes and has to much energy. Such as he would call is "10 pounds of dynamite in a 5 pound bag."

Girl 1: "Caleb is a total nerd that plays Magic the Gathering."
Girl 2: "But Caleb is also a total hottie."

Caleb by a_rando_person_1234 December 4, 2019