The used condoms in the puddle behind my favorite strip club looks like urban calamari with an opaque creamy filling.
by Urban Calamari December 21, 2019
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by anonymous October 13, 2020
Get the One calamari away from losing it mug.A grubby bitch that loves her calamari and also smells vaguely squidlike
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by ElonMonke March 15, 2022
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Marie Calamari succs all day long-. . . thats it thats all I wanted to say and do she succs all the time backstage
by Oubaluige April 25, 2022
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Get the Reverse calamari mug.Foreskins of circumcised people.
An excised foreskin has a “chewy” texture & ring shape to it. Ironically, in Jewish tradition, circumcision is mandated, however shellfish including squid are prohibited to be eaten as they are unclean. Circumcision has its roots in desert societies including the ancient hebrews, Egyptians & later on in Islam.
An excised foreskin has a “chewy” texture & ring shape to it. Ironically, in Jewish tradition, circumcision is mandated, however shellfish including squid are prohibited to be eaten as they are unclean. Circumcision has its roots in desert societies including the ancient hebrews, Egyptians & later on in Islam.
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