Computer Ji 

computer maestro. Ji after a name or noun is a Hindi respectful form of address, similar to "San" in Japanese.

Thank you Computer Ji! Once again you have saved me from hours of frustration. I am maximum grateful.

Computer Ji by Bruthzoo Ji January 25, 2009

computer geek 

a person who is bullied at school, but is your boss when you're an adult

Stupid Redneck:Fuck off you fucking 'pewter geek!
Computer Geek:wtf

computer geek by Rednecks are Assholes March 31, 2009

computer whore 

Someone who is a slave to their computer most likely with high speed internet connection.
They can be found doing countless things for hours some of which make completely no sense.
They can be doing useless desgins in adobe photoshop using images from google.com or playing mmorpg's for hours or chatting all day in chat rooms about nothing.
Lets not forget checking e-mails every 5 minutes.
If you touch the motherboard it is usually scorching hot and whirring like mad trying to desperately cool itself off.

Me- hey wutchu doing?
husband- checking my countless email boxes

(5 minutes later)

me- hey wutchu doing?
husband- making website designs

(5 minutes later)

me- hey wutchu doing bro?
bro- playing world of warcraft. look at my rogue he pwns!

Me- ...what a bunch of computer whores.

computer whore by Sacred PhantaC October 26, 2005

computer gangster 

A person who tries to portray themselves as a gangster online on sites such as Myspace, sconex, and blackplanet. These people are normally the very opposite of gangster when met face to face.

"He was a b*tch when we tried to confront him. But on his MySpace page he said he was ______ (enter gang). Man he's definetly a computer gangster.

computer gangster by J-Bizzy March 25, 2006

Computer Jockey 

Anyone that uses a computer for their job or is overly zealous in their personal use of said computer.

All the computer jockeys in the building need to log off of the server.

Computer Jockey by mark3237 October 15, 2010

Computer callus

A computer callus is located on the heel of your hand, usually the hand you use to move your mouse.

It is usually caused by the heel of your hand being rubbed against the mouse mat for long periods of time, usually during all nighters on the internet.

A computer callous is most often a little more red than your usual skin tone and is quite soft and smooth.

Hoshit, I've been on the computer so long I've aquired a computer callus.

Computer callus by Hollydollie August 21, 2009

Computer Monk 

A person who studies one or more facets of computers and related technologies, often in solitude.

Where others had failed, I stumbled upon a computer monk who was able to figure out what was making my computer so slow.

Computer Monk by user26 January 13, 2011