Pumpkin Butthole

In porn, after a guy has sex with a chick in the butt they usually show her gaping butthole and when you look into it, it looks like a hallowed out jack-o-lantern.

"She has anal a lot, I bet she has a pumpkin butthole"

by JusticeZERO January 6, 2014

Buttchug

The act of introducing any liquid or fluid by way of the rectum. An alternative to the more common way of oral intake in which any effects of the matter, usually alcohol, that has been reversely passed through the sphincter, is most likely to be felt much sooner an up to 3 times its usual potency.

Johnny was able to pass the police check point due to a last minute decision to buttchug his drinks for the evening thus leaving his breath smelling sweet and sober.

by Turbo Kwaz November 11, 2010

Spicy Butthole

When one eats spicy food, and the next day he or she has a burning feeling in their intestines

Brad: Hey, Chipotle was pretty fun last night!
Angelina: FUCK NO!!! It gave me the worst spicy butthole ever!

by Rancid Weiner March 29, 2011

Chinese Butthole Trap

Tension has been building since your entrance of the doctor's office. You flinch as you ever so gently sit down on the parchment paper lined examination bed. You start having flash backs; a urologist and his handful of students fondling your sugarlumps in turn. Erection during an STD swab. Terrible fellatio. You could hear him/hopefully her walk ever closer to your soon-to-be victimized anal cavity. You surpass the inevitable paperwork foreplay--and amidst the unspoken and insurmountable hostility, your doctor completely submerges his/hopefully her finger into your butthole. That is your queue. You squeeze tighter than you ever have before. Tighter than the time you watched Edward Norton get sodomized in American History X. You don't cease the sphincter constrictor until the medical examiner has agreed to write you off as never needing another colonoscopy.

If your doctor fails to comply with the set terms, it may be appropriate to pull out the big guns. You tell the medic that there is a tape recorder set in the cabinet on the other side of the room; however, you both must trek over to the cabinet, as one, in fear of him/her losing a finger. Inside the doctor will find a recorder with a short synopsis of their medical career, and how much he has done with that index finger. Just when it starts to sound optimistic, it digresses to how he could potentially lose it. All of which is presented with the mood set by another tape recorder looping the Saw theme.

I wanted to be a doctor when I was little. Then I heard about the Chinese Butthole Trap.

by Jenkemberry Fields Forever June 13, 2010

buttcheese

Buttcheese is the poop that is so creamy that when you wipe your butt it speads like hot butter.

The skid marks in my shorts was due to buttcheese.

by Bubbacheese November 3, 2005

butthash

Another word for jenkem. AKA when you put your shit and urine into a bottle, put a balloon over the top, and leave it out for a couple of days, then sniff the fumes. From your shit-urine. They claim once sniffing, you pass out, wake up, and can talk to dead people.

1: Let's do butthash!
2: No.

by The Knowledge. December 16, 2007

butthole snipe

to snatch persons anal hair, to pull out the hair around someones butthole

He stole my favorite hat, so later that day i butthole sniped him.

by Daniel Crowe February 27, 2007