voting for buchanan

Masturbating. After James Buchanan, Jr., America's only bachelor president.

Mom to College Age Son Still Living at Home: "Son, are you supporting Obama or McCain?"
Son: "Neither, Mama. I'm voting for Buchanan this year. Like last year, and next year."
Mom: "Oh honey, you're so well informed!"
Son: "Well, I'm going up to my room. Don't call me for dinner, either."
Mom: "Perhaps I'll be voting for Buchanan, too!"
Son: "Whatever."

by Jack Mehoff, II August 10, 2008

Pat Buchanan

Guy who once said that the US should take over parts of Canada to get more white citizens. Quit the Republican Party in 2000, GW Bush got down on his knees and asked him real nicely to stay.

Patrick J Buchanan, commander in chief of the Buchanan Brigades.

by aleks June 10, 2004

Funky Bunch

a name for a group of people who, by default and not by their own making, are considered the greatest people alive. Often of African american descent, and ALWAYS accompanied by a leader, who is referred to firstly, before any funky bunch member. Moreover, to become apart of a funky bunch is at the bequest of only the leader, it is virtually impossible to break into the bunch after the first members are decided upon.

zoe: hey look its morgie morg and the funky bunch
greata:oh yeah they so cool

by funky666 December 11, 2011

bunches

A term of endearment to call your mother. Slang of "Honey bunches of oats"

Hey bunches, I love you!

by Mia61316 January 12, 2008

bunch

v. To become extremely uptight at the slightest provocation, resulting in the unyielding bunching of one's panties.

Kelly became firmly bunched when her ex picked the children up five minutes early.

by JamThis February 24, 2009

Buchan

A cunt-hole bender who takes it up the rear

Holy shit have you seen matty, he such a buchan

by gazzarazzaroo October 19, 2012

bunch

to royally fuck something up beyond any hope of recovery

Gregg, what the fuck! You royally bunched that up! We're screwed!

by sukafish October 31, 2011