Happy Special Bullshit Day 

The ubiquitous holiday that is being looked forward too, because life is so miserable we need holidays to distract us from that fact.

Singing the song" Happy special bullshit day! Bullshit, special, happy day!!"

Happy Special Bullshit Day by Stephan Smolka January 13, 2009

Weapons Grade Bullshit

A patently absurd or ridiculous statement. Especially when made by a person in power or with enough status that he should know better.

Tony Blair: "Saddam has the capability to strike at UK troops in Cyprus with just 45 minutes warning".

Jim: "Man that limey fuck is talking some prime weapons grade bullshit"

G.W. Bush: "Iraq is a threat, they have weapons of mass destruction".

Aisling: "The only thing weapons grade is the bullshit that dude talks"

Weapons Grade Bullshit by Takashi Kimiwada October 9, 2006

bullshit 

1) noun. Stuff that is made up for the purpose of placating someone, or passing an exam, or getting elected to office. Most often false or ridiculous.
2) verb. To generate bullshit.
3) interjection. Accusing someone of bullshitting.
4) adjective. Identifying or suspecting something as bullshit.

In all usages, the term can be shortened to "bull" or "BS".

1) My essay was complete bullshit.
2) Man, I gotta learn to bullshit properly if I want to pass this English exam.
3) "I was sick all last week!" "Bullshit!"
4) That is such a bullshit answer.

bullshit by ThinkDifferent February 20, 2005

bullshit clause

A part of a sentence that is used to convey a negative feeling about something (usually Beyonce). Most often preceded by a short, almost nonexistant positive phrase. Over 84% of bullshit clauses hold no real logical merit.

I love Beyonce, but she's overrated.

I think Beyonce's a good singer, she just seems fake.

Beyonce is my favorite performer, but she'll never be as big as Britney.

Snappy positive phrase, bullshit clause.

bullshit clause by A Sasha Fierce Support Rep. June 28, 2009

bunch of bullshit 

a bunch of random shit that either either doesnt make sense , isnt true,a waste of time , foolishness. bunch of bullshit pretty much self explanatory.

jimmy paid 5 bucks for a box that had an alien in it from an alien.

he got home and the box was empty and the alien was actually a crackhead .

he threw the box because it was a bunch of bullshit.

bunch of bullshit by chris and alysha November 24, 2017

fuck the bullshit 

To be staight-up, no joke. The realest.

John:"That dude is tryin to holla at your girl
Dave:"Fuck the bullshit, i'm gonna fix his face.

fuck the bullshit by Jamesnbk1108 February 8, 2009

Bullshitting 

The art of bullshit, or writing an entire report/making up something on the spot in which you know nothing about.

You can bullshit to your parents, your english teacher, your PA, anyone if you're good enough.

Bullshitting by anonymous May 23, 2004