budget hooker

A filthy, dirty, rotten, ugly slut, with a face like a smashed crab that tries to get a guy to buy her a drink for the possibility of a sexual encounter.

"Man let's get the fuck out of here! It's too late to find a good lay now, all that's left here are the budget hookers."

"Yeah, but we're gonna have to slap our way out now."

"Rooooww! Here Boys! I'm thirsty!"

"Stand down biatch! (Crack!) Budget Hooker!"

by czech yoself February 18, 2009

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Bugatti

A pet name for an extremely sexy lady an overall amazing woman that is uber forgiving and despite her independent capabilities should still be with someone. She has the unique ability to be incredibly funny, sweet and dorky all at the same time.

Although peoples appreciate and admiration isn't always voiced for her its okay because she knows shes awesome enough not to need to be told.

I.E. The female version of Dos Equis most interesting man in the world.

My girls awesome, shes my bugatti.

I love being in my bugatti (not the car)

by Wu Shu Pork & Beans July 10, 2009

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buge ol' hoobies

A slurred and more fun way to say "huge ol' boobies." This doesn't need any more explanation, except for the fact that you may likely accidently say this if you are drunk off your ass. See also tig ol' bitties.

(Drunkards talking among themselves during the queen's royal banquet)...

"Let us drink tuh tha queer old dean *hic* and lets have sum of thum buge ol' hoobies!"

Mark H. Raping the universal English slang vocabulary on UrbanDictionary since February 2004.

by Mark H June 28, 2005

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