kidney bruiser

This word is also known as "kb" it is when your cock is big enough to "bruise a girls kidneys"

Oh god caleb im kinda sore i think you bruised my kidneys last night in bed. you are a real kidney bruiser

by youknowthat oneperson July 23, 2012

Wood Bruise

The soreness following up a good fuck.

Girl 1:Man my boyfriend fucked me so hard last night.
Girl 2: Are you wood bruised?

by GairBear March 1, 2013

silent bruise

A bruise that you can't see but you can feel and it hurts

Don't touch me there that's my silent bruise

by mary bleh November 11, 2013

Cruser Bruiser

A large turd that has been frozen and a person sticks back in their asshole for the purpose of getting sexual stimulation and pleasure; e.g. it is used like a dildo

"Dude, quit hogging the Cruser Bruiser! Give me a thrust with that thing!"

by Krispywaffles February 11, 2014

tinder bruise

One who obtains bruises from tinder fucks. A term used to describe the evidence of a tinder slut.

She'd have tinder bruises for sure, slut.

by Jye Na November 23, 2014

word bruise

An injury inflicted by words or a certain configuration of noises, symptoms may include discoloration of face, ego. Weeping ( ocular, vaginal or anal)
If you experience a word bruise that lasts for more than 4 hours, run away and find an adult.
Common treatments for word bruises are;
Face diapers, phenobarbital, crying with kittens and ball growth encouragement thereapy

Why are you walking funny?
I have a word bruise on my sphincter , someone said I look fat in this dress.
You do!
Now I have a word bruise on my vagina! It feels like its full of sand!

by redflag73630 July 16, 2018

willy bruises

Bruises left by a child stronger than a man and feels like being hit with a baseball bat

Met my girlfriends boy today, got my ass kicked by a 9 year old and left me some Willy bruises, little bastard!

by Dwreck November 14, 2018