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Broseidon

Meaning the massive compilation of tool-like qualities leading to the over establishment of one's own bro-ness. These men are lord of all brosephs. A god in some circles of jersey shore wanna be's.

Noticed as the alpha male in a pack of brosephs. Can be used as a greeting, derogatory term, or as a compliment depending on the situation.
Phillip: wow, you see that enormous mob of tools?

Damon: yeah, it's obvious that the one with the wifebeater and hair gel is the Broseidon of the group.
by ParalyzedGary April 17, 2010
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Bloset

Q. Was your hotel nice? A. No, it had a Bloset...I had to walk through a sliding closet door to go potty and the clothes hangers were in the same room!
by Victor Vector December 9, 2008
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brostafa

Is a slang word for Brother. Except it has the ending of Mu-stafa meaning the chosen one.

Combined they create the word Brostafa. Meaning one of your brothers/best friends who you look up to for there spuriousness.

Pronounced BRO-STA-FA
Me: What's up brostafa?

You: Wow what a compliment I didn't know i was so looked up upon by you.
by zooyorkfreak March 30, 2009
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Brosta La Vista

What you say to your best male friend as he's leaving.
Good: Brosta La Vista
Better: Brosta La Vista, Baby!

Best: Brosta La Vista, Mother Fucker!
by -Whit September 19, 2016
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broetje

"Hey dude why dude why'd you bring your little brother to the party?"
"He's my broetje, I'm trining him to be a bro like me"
by JCOose November 28, 2016
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Brosectamy

When your Bro has a girlfriend who has him by the balls.
Bro #1: yo can Tim hang out tonight?
Bro#2: nah Kim gave him a Brosectamy.
by Rareguppy September 13, 2017
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Brositis

Joint pain caused by participating in activities with your bros.

Examples of such activities include but are not limited to: Sitting around playing video games for too many hours on end, injuring one's self during a "hold my beer" moment, or passing out in an awkward and/or uncomfortable place or position (like the back seat of a Volkswagen).
"Bruh...my Brositis is really acting up today after jumping out of Chad's window and sleeping in the bushes last night."
by JimTheGrim September 1, 2018
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