Even though Brodie may have a penis, he doesn't know how to use it. He prefers to look good and have long blond hair. He will always bitch out about how he looks on pics, and the way his hair is, like a stupid chick. Even though he looks tough on his Myspace/Facebook page and easily offends people on the Internet in real life he is a complete coward. Likes bragging about girls, but don't get upset - that girl was either his cousin, or a blind ugly granny aged 79. Also he thinks he is a "Straight Age" but honestly he just to chicken to drink or smoke. He choses drunk drug addicts as girlfriends, cause those kind of girls are always high and while being high are not able to see his face. But once they get off the weed they run like fuck from Brodie, that's why he tries to get girls on the internet putting pics of them naked where the face is not very clear seen(u know why).
From all good genres of music Brodie listens to the most crappy and shitty - heavy metal. Also Brodies are often fat. Or at least they WERE fat in childhood, and that's where they get their complexes.
Log Story short - Brodie is a fucking loser, if you ever date Brodie, well, then.. You're becoming loser's gf. He will use you as a justification that he's not a loser/outsider/faggot, but let's face it - he is. All he says is a total bullshit, don't ever believe him. Most of the time brace faced. Two faced. Bastard. Faggot. Renegade. Coward. Fatty. - All those words perfectly describe boy named Brodie.
From all good genres of music Brodie listens to the most crappy and shitty - heavy metal. Also Brodies are often fat. Or at least they WERE fat in childhood, and that's where they get their complexes.
Log Story short - Brodie is a fucking loser, if you ever date Brodie, well, then.. You're becoming loser's gf. He will use you as a justification that he's not a loser/outsider/faggot, but let's face it - he is. All he says is a total bullshit, don't ever believe him. Most of the time brace faced. Two faced. Bastard. Faggot. Renegade. Coward. Fatty. - All those words perfectly describe boy named Brodie.
Nat:Oh my Gosh, that guy is so ugly.
Haley: Yea, I know. That's Brodie. Eww.
Nat: Does he have a gf?
Haley: Indeed!
Nat: Eww..How come? What kind of girl would date him?
Haley: Some hooker from Florida. I heard she likes weed.
Nat: Oh, so that's the answer! Haha!
Haley: Yea, I know. That's Brodie. Eww.
Nat: Does he have a gf?
Haley: Indeed!
Nat: Eww..How come? What kind of girl would date him?
Haley: Some hooker from Florida. I heard she likes weed.
Nat: Oh, so that's the answer! Haha!
by zerony October 31, 2010
a really attractive boy. he is really shy, and if you want to date him you are going to have to be friends with him for at least 2 years, but he is really sweet, kind, sensitive, and loving and he is worth the commitment.
girl 1: i can't get him to like me!
girl 2: what's his name?
girl 1: Brody.
girl 2: well, if your good at commiting, try being friends with him for two years first, thats how we started dating, but we ran into problems and ended up with a break-up.
girl 2: what's his name?
girl 1: Brody.
girl 2: well, if your good at commiting, try being friends with him for two years first, thats how we started dating, but we ran into problems and ended up with a break-up.
by the person u wanna fuck 0<===8 June 17, 2020
by CrapFace August 16, 2005
by Gibson October 15, 2004
The biggest fucking player alive. Treats girls like princesses just to get what he wants. He flirts with other girls while he has a girlfriend. And he will use you. Brody's are very bad.
Girl: so how's Brody?
Other girl: oh yeah I dumped him. All he wanted was sex or to make out. Then I found him trying I kiss this other girl, oh we'll.
Girl: oh that's no good.
"Stay away from Brody's, their bad."
Other girl: oh yeah I dumped him. All he wanted was sex or to make out. Then I found him trying I kiss this other girl, oh we'll.
Girl: oh that's no good.
"Stay away from Brody's, their bad."
by Blablahblah_UD December 19, 2013
Brodie is usually really fat, and no one really likes him, he looks like shrek and is the the biggest fat cunt ever seen, he is usually bad at sports , and gets bullied
by Yyyyyyooooogayyy November 06, 2019
an obnoxious dog with polka dots. They usually have different color eyes and are super skinny. This dog eats odd stuff (cardboard, trees, etc.) He clenses hiself very often and is a bedhog. They think that they are a 2 pound chiwawwa when they are a 100 pound boxer.
by WOOYEAH! December 21, 2008