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Bro Blow 

When two completely straight friends haven't had sex or anything with a girl in a long time, so they relieve each others tension by giving each other a blow job, but it is only considered gay if you don't say no homo.
JW: Hey man it has been a while since I have been with a girl, so do you think you can give me a bro blow? No homo.

GC: Ya man of course I got you I mean you are my best friend and all plus you did say no homo so it's not gay.
Bro Blow by He_Man December 12, 2015

Bro dick fetish

When one heterosexual guy talks about his heterosexual friend's penis so much that it borderlines becoming an obsession.
I know Brandon is hung, but Joey wont stop talking about his dick. He totally has a bro dick fetish.

Durgs, bro 

An expression used when someone says something that sounds so unbelievable, incoherent or out of context that would only make sense if the other people in the conversation were under the effect of hallucinogens.

The meme is originally from Brazil and is usually illustrated by a laughing police dog in front of a enormous pile of drug packages, with the words "Riariariariaria! Dorgas, mano!", meaning exactly "LOL! Durgs, bro!" in english. The dog's head may also appear into a spinning color spiral, with the same inscriptions.
-You know, if those inertial compensators from Star Trek would be invented, I'd surely put one of those into my belt and start praticing Parkour.

-...Durgs, bro.
Durgs, bro by RyuJr December 5, 2009

bro you just posted cringe

now you're going to lose subscribers
Bro you just posted cringe, now you're going to lose subscribers.

Don't tase me bro 

The hip thing to say after resisting arrest
Owww! Owwwwwwwwww! What did I do?! Stop it! Don't tase me bro! Don't tase me!
Don't tase me bro by lolwutwutwut October 5, 2007

Bro Chair 

A comfortable chair located in a department store or boutique, strategically positioned to allow tired bros to rest while wives or girlfriend shop.
Oh yes! Just when I thought I was going to collapse I found a sweet bro chair at Nordstroms.
Bro Chair by jlfour January 4, 2015