"I flew all the way to Italy and gave the most amazing American blow job, he was such a good sport about it. "
" That girl Danielle gives a wicked American blow job"
" That girl Danielle gives a wicked American blow job"
by Dnskknbsvh January 5, 2017
Get the American Blow jobmug. by MC MACHONACHO December 13, 2016
Get the Mexican blow jobmug. Hand job with bacon grease
She thought his coaching skills were amazing and gave him a Tecumseh blow job to show her gratitude.
by Bibblemac December 21, 2014
Get the Tecumseh blow jobmug. 1. A felacious woman who can make a descent living by performing her "expert" oral pleasures.
2. A title bestowed upon dumb women who typicly say dumb things that would otherwise subjectify them, & the entire female gender as second rate citizens. Always bearing the mentality of self entitlement. Exclaiming that either a man, or the govornment is responsible for providing them with the life style that they believe they should have. Young mothers, (just to name 1 sub-class) will typicly try to compare 3 hours of spread out house work that is mostly accomplished by machines, to 8 hours of back breaking labor, & an additional hour of driving home in the rain. Just the kind of anti-progress that sets society back centuries.
3. The name of one of the sirens from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
2. A title bestowed upon dumb women who typicly say dumb things that would otherwise subjectify them, & the entire female gender as second rate citizens. Always bearing the mentality of self entitlement. Exclaiming that either a man, or the govornment is responsible for providing them with the life style that they believe they should have. Young mothers, (just to name 1 sub-class) will typicly try to compare 3 hours of spread out house work that is mostly accomplished by machines, to 8 hours of back breaking labor, & an additional hour of driving home in the rain. Just the kind of anti-progress that sets society back centuries.
3. The name of one of the sirens from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Young moms' facebook status: My day is sooooo hard i had to do laundry, load the dish washer, and make sure suppers ready while my man's out all day working (ugh he's so lucky he gets to get out). I bearly had time for a 6 hour nap!!!!!
Friend comment: and you wonder why we call you the blow job queen...
Friend comment: and you wonder why we call you the blow job queen...
by Ampresandman December 27, 2011
Get the Blow job queenmug. when a man is extremely desperate for a satisfying, yet quick release (and doesnt care who or what spawns said release) sneaks into a seaworld or other world of water that contains dolphins, and stealthly inserts his penis into the blowhole of one of the dolphins as it is topside to breathe out. The extreme gust of air mixed with the salty water will give an exhilerating and pleasurable experience.
by Alex Willy October 27, 2008
Get the Super Blow Jobmug. After using the banana lube, the girl then sucks the squished banana off your dick. Mixing the potassium from the banana and the protein from your sperm, the girl gets a healthy dose of nutrition.
"Man, after my GNC Blow Job this morning, my girl has got so much energy!! God bless the banana lube!"
by mjackson July 2, 2007
Get the GNC Blow Jobmug. This is where you have a 6ft long penis and you tell her to turn around and insert your dick in her and it comes out her mouth
by ddddddddddddddddddd69 November 23, 2016
Get the reverse blow jobmug.