blonde indian

20 plus big beefy black men surround a dainty little Indian man and nut on his head turning his hair blonde.

yo bro I just watched my first ever blonde Indian video and I DO NOT regret it.

by indianblondy January 6, 2022

Blond Conspiracy

The blond conspiracy is a secret agreement that exists between white people. It's all about hiding the fact that they lose the blond color of their hair at a certain point in their life.

Person 0 : Them crackers are petty people dude i know about their plot. It's their best kept secret, they do not stay blond for their entire lifetime.
Person 1 : I know about this too, it's called the blond conspiracy.

by J.Dee. January 22, 2014

james blond

James Blond is a nickname for Daniel Craig who is the sixth James Bond, but has blond hair instead of the typical black hair that Bond has always had.

Many critics call Daniel Craig "James Blond" and some are very unhappy with him being cast as Bond.

by TheForgottenSpark November 12, 2006

blonde moment

when a pretty blonde girl does something steriotypically "blonde" ie: walking into a pole, not getting a joke, or getting it slower than other people, and/or saying lots of "likes" in the same sentence

oh my god, i like totally had a blonde moment, i just tripped over your dog and then i landed on your boyfriends penis...sorry

by E dawg February 15, 2004

blonde power

The infinite & incredible strength a person can only have from Blonde hair. Even stronger when natural. This makes it the far superior hair race.

Natural enemy: The ginger.

The blonde army will always win, they have Blonde Power.

by BlondeNation September 25, 2013

Bottle Blonde

Bottle-blonde is a person (usually a female) who is not naturally a blonde.
Usually derogatory.

It was obvious when I laid eyes on her that she was a bottle-blonde.

by Smokey March 3, 2005

spermicide blonde

An 80's barfly with hair so blonde it's white. Usually whorish in nature

Man check out that hair, it's Spermicide Blonde!

by Spunky Union July 3, 2007