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stupid ass backwards

Lacking professional judgment or expertise in a given situation or procedure resulting in improperly assembling/repairing an object or resolving a political/personnel issue.

or for you retards out there.

When somebody who doesn't have a fucking clue what there doing tries to master something they know nothing about while fucking it up in the most humiliating and damaging way.

See Manager or Six Flags
1. God dammit Jimmy, What they hell where you thinking when you assembled that train stupid ass backwards. Now your dumb ass is going to be here all night taking it apart.

2. Way to go, Out of all the ways to do it you decided to do it stupid ass backwards.
by SixFlagsFiesta July 31, 2009
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Blackwards

Making something less white/caucasian and moving to darker skin tones instead.
"I'd be more interested if The Little Mermaid went more blackwards before getting greenlighted."
"I'm so happy about the new blackwards Annie."
by sailershanty February 4, 2015
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blockcard

BlockCard is debit card that enables the card holder to spend cryptocurrency like bitcoin where major debit and credit cards are accepted. BlockCard owners use popular crypto assets to make purchases anywhere in the world major debit and credit cards are accepted. It functions just like a traditional bank issue debit card.
I hit the bar this weekend and used bitcoin on my BlockCard to pay for drinks.
by drackcolb May 4, 2020
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backwards bill

when playing beach volleyball, when one member of the team raises his short arms to reach the ball only to touch it with his fingertips to roll backwards and fly even farther away from him.
Logan: Get the ball!
Wil: I'm gonna get it!
Logan: You gotta jump!
Wil: Shit, i missed it.
Logan: No, you got it, you just pulled a fucking backwards bill again.
Wil: (cries)
by beatleb07 May 3, 2009
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Backwards Following

When someone believes that the car in front of them is following them by knowing their destination and going the same direction they are.
"Dude, get your knife ready I am pretty sure this guy is backwards following us."

"Shut the fuck up Dave."
by SwedishMurderMachine September 18, 2009
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Backwards asscastle

Generallly used in cooking. A food, usually a stew or soup, made by throwing whatever sounds tasty without any recipie whatsoever into a pot or pan and cooking it.
Dave: Reggie, what did you put in this stew!? It's fucking amazing!

Reggie: I don't know man. It's just Backwards asscastle.
by Drackonius The Dark August 13, 2012
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Backwards Sandwich

A form of male masturbation where you cross your arms and use the back of your hands to hold your penis.

The hairier your hands are, the closer the experience will be to a 1970s vagina.
Todd: Oh shit, sorry man. Wait, what are you doing?
Stan: It's called the Backwards Sandwich, dude!
Todd: Huh. I uh, think I'm going to make a sandwich for myself.
by Henry J. Pinkerton, PhD January 10, 2012
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