blitchin'

Blitchin' is the act of one pretending to be involved in a "blair witch project," defined as a process of imitating the plot or actions taken by the characters in the movie, "The Blair Witch Project." Blitchin' can be performed at any time and at any place, but it is especially appropriate when documented via portable video camcorder with a proper setting of outdoors after sunset. The etymology of the word can be traced back to the year 2003 C.E. in a small town called Osawatomie in the United States of America, where it was developed as an abridged form of the phrase, "blair witch hunting."

We went blitchin' in the pit after the football game.

by Deli Dingo February 4, 2006

blister sister

Someone who shows up when the real work is done then acts like they took part.

Dilbert and the intern spent days proofing the manual then Wally pulled a blister sister and ran a final spell check to claim all the work.

by billmanak February 10, 2009

chip chopin the blip blop

1. smokin the same spot

say dowg we chip chopin the blip blop today.

by Jon June 2, 2004

Blistering Mickey

A Blistering Mickey is when you leave a little gift I like to call poopie tucked inside somebodies shoe.

Shannon pissed me off so I left a Blistering Mickey in her shoe, the dumb ho-bag.

by Shaft Foshizzle December 23, 2004

blisterfield

The awkward moment of trying to get past someone when you continue to move in both directions.

-moves to the left-
-other person moves to the left-

-moves to the right-
-other person moves to the right-

GOD DAMNIT! This is a rapscallious blisterfield!

by omfgpokemon December 28, 2009

shit blister

Shit Blister (verb)

A perverse and often misunderstood act of sexual deviancy - When a consenting couple plan to copulate in the near future, they prepare for the act of intercourse by passing faeces into a condom. Once safely inside the condom, the faecal matter is drawn into a needleless syringe. Replacing the needle, the stool is injected into the epidermis and left for three days. Once the faecal matter has caused a minor infection, and the blister is deemed 'ripe', the lovers are ready. Copulating in the position commonly known as "doggy-style" when one partner reaches climax, he/she bites into the "shitblister", orgasming while his/her mouth is filled with their own faeces and a substantial quantity of puss from their lover's body's attempt at dealing with the infection. Best not tried without prior experience, not, repeat, not for amateurs.

"Those freaks enjoyed making shit blisters when having sex"

by Mr.Blister October 8, 2007

blit

Being extremely high, to the point you don't know what is going on.

"Last night, I hit 9 bowls and was blit out of my mind!"

by SandKouf March 16, 2008