by Viperiser March 29, 2016
Get the bling filmmug. When your table is so crowded with vertical menus, little easels, spiral bound displays, plastic-encased specials, elaborate comdiments containers, napkin dispensers, floral displays, cardboard food advertisements, and crayons that you have barely any room on the tabletop before the food is even served - that's when you're suffering from table bling.
You go into a restaurant. Not the really nice kind, maybe, but not the kind with the arches on the roof. Your average chain restaurant. And you're sitting there with your friends. There are a lot of you around the table, and even before the wait staff brings you anything, you're already crowded. Why? Because there are all these *things* on the table. Vertical menu things and easel-based drink things and spiral bound dessert things and plastic encased specials things and an elaborate container with condiments in it plus some kind of fake floral thing and another brightly colored cardboard thing sticking out of a vase or carafe or whatever the heck it is and it's all garnished with a side of crayons (you're all adults out on business lunch and there are no kids whatsoever in the place). Table bling is gaudy, not worth the expense, and obnoxious... kind of like regular bling.
by Bonney Armstrong January 9, 2009
Get the table blingmug. It was the first warm day of a brand new Spring,
The chicks were all out showing off their belly bling.
The chicks were all out showing off their belly bling.
by GeeToe December 25, 2006
Get the belly blingmug. by Jay Clarkson January 7, 2005
Get the limp blingmug. Hotline Bling means when a ex boyfriend or girlfriend calls their ex and begs to be back with them or ask for love again.
by wot_chris_ October 11, 2015
Get the Hotline Blingmug. Any form of cheap and/or plastic jewelry; refashioned or re-appropriated items worn as jewelry or accessories.
by Ryan Alexander Diduck January 11, 2008
Get the hobo blingmug. by randomsheep September 13, 2006
Get the Ching Blingmug.