girl that doesn't have a commend name is one and a life time shes very emotional is a bad bitch loves her friends has a nice figure but is insecure loves to eat. shes very out going. she might seem shy and innocent but if she opens up to you your the luckiest person on earth. shes a liar if she likes a boy she can never get over it but will move on. if she is your friend don't be fake because more people care about her then you think. and if you have an A'Blessing NEVER let her go. can rock your world. and very good in bed.
by thefinesstt December 1, 2018
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When you find a $5 in the laundry...ghetto blessing
When you find a $5 in the laundry...ghetto blessing
by Encinitas Man April 22, 2021
Get the Ghetto Blessing mug.The philosophy that a single person is granted permission to use casually use a derogatory phrase if one person who is in the group that the phrase is aimed towards does not find offense in it being used. Name is derived from the idea of this concept pertaining to the slur "n*gga," but can also be applicable to many other slurs, such as "f*g" or "tr*nny."
Chris: "Hey, look at that dumb n-gga smoking weed in broad daylight!"
Joe: "You might want to keep it down, dude, that black guy could beat the absolute shit out of you if he heard you."
Chris: "Nah, it's okay, I have a black friend who calls me his n-gga all the time."
Joe: "You want to test out your Black Man's Blessing at this guy, then fine, go ahead."
Joe: "You might want to keep it down, dude, that black guy could beat the absolute shit out of you if he heard you."
Chris: "Nah, it's okay, I have a black friend who calls me his n-gga all the time."
Joe: "You want to test out your Black Man's Blessing at this guy, then fine, go ahead."
by RoxanneLalonde June 8, 2013
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It was originally coined in by h3h3 when he was asked to make the act of shitting and drinking coffee in a communal bathroom less taboo.
It was originally coined in by h3h3 when he was asked to make the act of shitting and drinking coffee in a communal bathroom less taboo.
John: Man, the bathroom has been backed up for ages thanks to Jerry. He's doing a Good Morning & God Bless
Adam: 'good morning and god bless'?
John: That's when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Adam: That sounds like a good morning to me honestly!
Adam: 'good morning and god bless'?
John: That's when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Adam: That sounds like a good morning to me honestly!
by kboof May 23, 2018
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I was passing my friend in the hall and I got too close to the corner and I received Zeus's Blessing. Now I can't walk and I now occasionally pee blood.
by Safemilk March 14, 2018
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2.Describes someone or something that was practically born/made to suck, or has had a high concentration of fail in a limited amount of time.
2.Describes someone or something that was practically born/made to suck, or has had a high concentration of fail in a limited amount of time.
Person 1: *snaps pencil in half.....again*
Person 2: "Dude, your practically Blessed With Suck today, whats wrong with you?"
Person 1: "Today's just not my day. I'm going home."
Person 2: "Dude, your practically Blessed With Suck today, whats wrong with you?"
Person 1: "Today's just not my day. I'm going home."
by Ironicsalmon December 1, 2011
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