Barking Seal

When you fuck a fat chick on the beach. Then swiftly dip your dick into the sand and shove your dick back in. She should resemble a barking seal.

Yo! Last night was crazy!!! Gave this girl a barking seal! She was squealin like a pig!

by Brylon713 September 6, 2010

Barking Skunk Spider

A fart. So named because you blame the resulting smell and sound on the fictitious spider. Most often referenced as being stepped on when the term is used.

*fart noise*
(pause)
Innocent Bystander: "Oh man, what is that smell?; Did you fart?"
Guilty Party: "Ah, no, man, You must have stepped on a barking skunk spider"

by Mathius_Dragoon March 3, 2010

barkin outside

It's extremely hot outside. Used in the northeast of the United States of America mainly used by outside workers; construction workers, etc.

Man o man it's barkin outside. I am dripping sweat.

by Clubgirlygirl January 12, 2016

Barking abbey school boy

Someone whos bun nd butters. A lot of em tend to be gay

Barking abbey school boy lyk zain who is gay nd lyks to give boys head

by Faggerz October 17, 2019

the barking seal

The choking sound one makes when they are giving a blowjob and the other persons pubes get caught in their braces (n.)

That bitch did the barking seal when she got the fuzzy train tracks.

by That white kid tho December 4, 2013

Stop Barking

A phrase spoken by a boy who is so 8745, is Kingston. This is the motto of Kingston.

Kingston: Stop Barking!

by Savio Lo 1A (18) June 26, 2021

Barking Redeye

Mooning someone and spreading your cheeks so they can see your 'redeye'. The 'bark' means to fart while your cheeks are spread.

Note: If you accidentaly shit on the floor during the Barking Redeye, your buddies reserve the right to tell everyone you know, especially women.

I stood over my roommates bed and gave him a Barking Redeye first thing in the morning.

by Fishnizzle April 20, 2007