King's Blessing

The act of kissing the back of your right hand and, subsequently, striking a female in the lips with it after you have climaxed in her mouth. The male assumes a standing position while the female is on her knees, resembling the positions that participants assume during a knighting ceremony.

"Dude, the chick I picked up last night didn't want to sleep with me, but she told me that I could give her a King's Blessing. Afterward, she ended up getting 7 stitches on her upper lip."

by Gregory Gonzo March 20, 2009

Bessfriend

Comes from the way pissed up folk say "best friend." To be a "bessfriend" for any length of time is incredibly unfortunate. You attain this dreaded status by having a drunken person latch onto you and tell you all their problems, cry on your shoulder and generally kill your groove. Several times, through hiccups and sobs about ex partners, you will hear the words "You're like my bessfriend, you are." Note- you don't even have to really KNOW this person to be their bessfriend for the night.

The worst bessfriend situations occur when they are members of the opposite sex. You either get cock blocked or pussy locked all night by the weepy eyed, wretched looking individual clinging desperately to your wrist.

"Why didn't you come to the club last night? We all wondered where you got to. Did you go home?"

"No such luck. Some mental bitch in Yates's decided to make me her "bessfriend" for the night, and I just could NOT shake her!"

by MagickDio April 24, 2010

bless

in my area its wot rude boys say 2 each other wen they part company ... its like sayin goodbye

im goin now ma breadbin ... bless!

they do it cos they think if they hug each otha ppl will think that theyre gay

by breadbin October 30, 2003

bless your little heart

A southern's way of saying fuck you

Teacher: You have 7 pages of homework tonight
Student: Well bless your little heart

by Miss may rocks May 12, 2016

Blessing Feeds

The act of making someone’s day by having them see a picture of you in their Instagram/snapchat/twitter feed.

Scott really just blessed your feed.
On my momma Scott is blessing feeds.

by ScottTheFlexGod November 7, 2018

Bess

The hottest hottie of all time, usually seen with the stud Colin or maybe looking fine at the local Krystal.

Man, she's hot but not as hot as Bess.

by colin December 13, 2004

Blesser

A new word used by gold diggers to distract people from seeing them for what they really are.

Khayi: I'm so in love with my new man. He took me on a cruise, gives me money for clothes and groceries, and he finally agreed to buy me a new car. He's such a blesser.

Jez: No, Khanyi, he's not a blesser. You're just a gold digger.

by Jez86 May 11, 2016