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BOHICA

The Navy screwed me twice this month, but BOHICA.
by Scwwarrior September 21, 2005
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BOHICA

Bend Over Here It Comes Again- militray explicitive verb.
That act of getting shafted by your unit, common reference to homosexual act of bending over and grabbing your ankles for insertion of object/s into your anus, usually painfully and without pleasure.
Look guys, the 726th shut down the porta-johns for some stupid ass reason, BOHICA!
by charlieT November 13, 2006
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Behind The Eight Ball

Having accepted two different invitations to dinner Saturday night, Clare found herself behind the eight ball.
by epm December 7, 2003
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Behind Infinity

The deviantart Username for a guy called Jin. Who happens to be the most charming and hottest cosplayer on the history of Naruto. They have massives amounts of fans which mainly consist of hormone driven girls.
Have you seen Behind Infinity's update on their journal?! Jin and Miguel as Naruto and Sasuke is just to delectable to pass up! ;D http://behindinfinity.deviantart.com/
by Oh noes! D: December 17, 2008
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No Child Left Behind

Otherwise known as "No Child Left In The Behind". George W. Bush passed this law as a means to ensure that ass babies are born by means of mandatory c-sections.

As George W Bush was an ass baby, he has often acknowledged that he was one of the few who are successfully born without intervention. This was due to his father, George H. W. Bush having had much experience with rough gay sex, and having a texas-sized asshole. However, since Bush understands that this is not often the case with ass babies, he passed this law. On the passing of this law, Bush has commented "Every child has the right to life, should they be born from a vagina, or from a gay man's ass. If an anal c-section is what it takes to protect this right, then so be it. I think we Americans can all agree that we want no child left in the behind."

Many people are misinformed and think that the law has something to do with the pointless standardized tests now facing the American education system. This is all a government conspiracy designed to keep the public blind about the plight of the homosexual male population.
Jim: Hey Bob, what do you think about the No Child Left Behind law?

Bob: I think it's wrecking our school system. Kids could be learning about useful things instead of taking those pointless tests.

Jim: Huh? The No Child Left Behind law has nothing to do with education, it is supposed to ensure that ass babies are born successfully.

Bob: Well that's disgusting. Why the hell did you ask me?

Jim: I found out about my ass pregnancy today.

Bob: Well that sucks. My boyfriend has it too, I hope the c-section won't cause any permanent damage.
by tx_metalhed999 July 8, 2010
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kids behind bars

The act of ejaculating onto your partners teeth. However, your partner would have braces, thus coining the term “kids behind bars
“Hey Steve! What happened with that lost 14 year old girl you found yesterday?”
“Oh I took her home and we put some kids behind bars
by w0n_t0n March 20, 2020
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betichod

Prima donna of many nations...pun intended
by blooduse September 18, 2003
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