Beffel

The phonetic (how it sounds) version of the common abbreviation for, "Best Friends For Life." i.e BFFL
Pronunciation: Beh-full

She is my Beffel!,
Me and my Beffel are going shopping
Dude, I totally fucked your Beffel last night. My B.

by Mr. Hobbs November 12, 2012

buffering

to be eatten out in a circular motion and being cleaned out dry... like a buffer to a floor.

fred was buffering suzy as if there were no tomorrow

by buddy April 8, 2004

buffer overflow

Computer term: When code in the stack-buffer overflows into another application's process. Can cause applications to crash or execute malicious code.

This client is vulnerable to buffer overflow exploits.

by Alex January 15, 2004

bread-boffer

A guy who fucks a loaf of bread and then fucks his girlfriend who has celiac disease. Celiac disease is an intolerance to gluten and wheat related foods that can be deadly. The term is possibly referred to in the Frank Zappa song "Broken Hearts are for Assholes."

Anders bread-boffed his girlfriend but she's okay.

by Samuel Peter April 20, 2005

Buffer Relationship Status

A joke relationship status on Facebook made after a serious one has just been terminated. This makes it so one's status is not set to nothing (or worse to "Single"). Common BFR's are: It's Complicated with, Married to...ect. They are usually set around one to three months, until the person can set their status as "Single" shamelessly.

Yeah, well Mary and Jack broke up. So I think it's just her Buffer Relationship Status

by sammysan517 March 14, 2011

Beefer

A person who is fat, socially awkward, extremely unathletic, and permanently smells like a mixture of body odor and farts. The central wardrobe items in every beefer's closet are tapered sweat pants, novelty t-shirts, flannel and jean jackets. Beefers typically sweat 8-10 times more than their non-beefer counterparts, and have armpit stains within 30 minutes of showing and dressing in the morning. Easily identifiable by their dirt staches, horrid breath and die-hard love for the game of hockey. Only males can be classified as a beefer.

Person 1: Did you catch a whiff of those fat losers trading hockey cards in the K-Mart parking lot yesterday?

Person 2: Yeah, what a bunch of beefers.

by cunigs July 23, 2009

Fuck-buffer

A person who acts as an intermediary in group sex. allowing a person to to be in a sexual act with another person without being in physical contact with them.

"I slept with Karen last night!"
"Dude, isn't she a lesbian?"
"I used Jessica as a fuck-buffer."

"I heard you were at Mike's orgy last night. Doesn't he have the clap?"
"Yeah, but I used Lillith as a fuck-buffer so it's all good"

by DJBarenJuden August 31, 2012