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Bed Diving

The act of having a photograph taken whilst aparently levitating above a bed.
John's profile pic has him doing some awesome Bed Diving.
by zkpilot December 13, 2009
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hot bed

where one bed is shared by two people who work "shift work", they sleep at alternate times, as one wakes up, the other goes to sleep, hence having a "hot bed"
Sid drew the short straw and got the hot bed!
by longducdong August 16, 2010
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Bed-posting

The masturbatory act of propping oneself against a bedpost, couch, or bedside and rubbing the clothed penis against it repeatedly, in order to illicit an initial pleasure and an eventual intense, (or otherwise) ejaculation into the seams of the underpants. This, being usually an early form of conventional masturbation, does not at first neccesarily illicit ejeculation. Rather intense feelings of pleasure. Once sexual maturity is reached, and in the rare case the masturbator has not moved on to conventional masturbation, the ejaculation becomes a natural part of the bed-posting process. Most bed-posters move on to conventional masturbation before age 13, but in rare cases, continue well into their teens.
That girl was so hot, I had to go home and start bed-posting to her image.
by Sean of old July 31, 2010
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Bed Trap

A system of causing a girl to default to sit/ lay in your bed by creating a bed room without any other comfortable seating options.
Person 1: Sara came over last night
Person 2: Word? Did you get any action?
Person 1: Yeah obviously dude, I bed trapped her.
by house_of_cards2 May 31, 2010
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crapping the bed

Crapping the bed means to do so horribly bad on something such as a test. If you crapped the bed you didn't do good on a test
Aww man I crapped the bed on that math test

He sure crapped the bed on that test

So far im crapping the bed on this unit
by crooxtor January 31, 2014
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Share a bed

To shack up. To move in. To live together. To co-habitate
by Kiwikid2 September 16, 2016
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Bed Head

A nickname you use for people with horrible hair in the morning
Alexander woke up and saw that he had bedhead, so he used his bed head hair product to fix it.
by Em945 September 18, 2016
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