my dog ate a bagel

A famous excuse for not coming in on mondays.

employee 1: hey i can't come in today my dog ate a bagel

jared: thats okay buddy i want to be your best friend.

by Mr. Peterson February 16, 2008

soggy bagel

Soggy bagel is a game that is played with a bunch of guys. The game itself is a circle jerk with two rules after the first person starting the game has jerked off into the bagel: 1. When the bagel is passed to you, you jerk off into it 2. The last one to jerk off into the bagel as it gets passed around has to eat it.

1: "What's up Shirley? How is Bill?"
"Oh he's had a busy day at work, so he's playing some soggy bagel with his co-workers"

"You guys were hungry so you had to turn your wacking session into a game of soggy bagel?!"

by Cuthroat Bill November 17, 2006

bagel

another word for zero -- derived from the show Scrubs

“God is watching. How many times have you gotten laid this year?”— Janitor

“Bagel”— Todd

(making zero symbol with hand)

by cakelo February 13, 2010

Baeleigh

generally a friendly person, a beautiful girl who is crazy and cooky, and loves clothes, purses and all things girl!! she can be a little hard to understand at times, but what girl isn't? she loves playing with siblings and talking, she is one of a kind and can not be won over easily! she loves life and she lives it!

guy1: did you see that girl dressed all in pink?

guy2: shes so baeleigh

by gummybean July 12, 2011

Curious George Bagel

The delicate art of The Curious George Bagel can be mastered by inserting a banana, Musa acuminata, into the anal cavity of ones counterpart, then pulverizing said banana through either consensual or non consensual, yet highly illegal, sodomy. The Curious George Bagel may be served with or without nutty byproduct of said sodomy. The custom blend of banana-nut-defication is forced out from the sphincter and onto a bagel; serve warm.

"Carol wanted a curious george bagel, so I happily obliged."

by The Man with the Yellow Hizzat February 17, 2010

bageled

Bageled term mostly used in Badminton where the an opponent is shut out meaning scoring zero points.

Damn man that guy sucked so bad that I even bageled him.

by Max, D March 2, 2008

Boston Bagel

A sexual act where a person cums in between the ass cheeks of the recipient and pushes the ass cheeks together And spreads them apart to reveal the Boston Bagel.

I just gave that ho a boston bagel.

by momoirokakaricho May 13, 2009