Batty Finger

An action in which the index finger (on either the left or right hand) is discreetly inserted into the rectum (batty *as the Jamaicans call the rectum*).

Jax and Blade were making out in the car, when Jax slipped Blade a quick batty finger.

by Ergh69 September 13, 2016

Batty flap

Batty means bum and flap usually means the cheeks. Its an urban British slang and for some strange reason others have gotten a different meaning of it. Like how the word faggot which is actually a name for a type of food some how got converted into a nasty insult towards homosexuals by people. Usually it is just used because its funny and more polite than saying arse cheeks.

I will shove that up your batty in a minute. Explanation: I will shove that up your ass - Used when somebody is annoying you with something.
My batty flaps are flapping because I just farted. Explanation: My bum cheeks are shaking from my farting.

by Flapping Batty January 24, 2016

Batty scrunch

The term used to describe an anal cavity after serious prolonged penetration which resembles a hair scrunchy

Also an insult for absolute queers

“Jesus your ass looks just batty scrunch”

“Oi, big Scott, ya fucking batty scrunch!”

by The fanny licker September 13, 2019

batty jubes

Another name for Jubel peach lager used by technicians and maintenance chads

Me and Finchy-baby are gonna use our free maintenance pint to get on the batty jubes

by Brancofandan May 26, 2023

Batty Boomed

When one gets shot In The shitter (bumhole)

Yo I just batty boomed him tho!

by DaOGPuzzyLicka69BattyCrem March 17, 2019

batty boulton

a male with a flat bum but when bends down it expands and looks humongous.

girl 1: lol flat batty
man: *bends down to pick pencil*
girl 2: RAHHH A BATTY BOULTON

by greenblazer April 4, 2019

Peng batti

Nice arse innit

Lad 1: Rah she’s got a peng batti

Lad 2: Yh innit g I’d tap that ting any day

by Road man 1 June 23, 2019