Batch

Something a wool says but its clearly a barm

D: Can I have a batch

M: Its a barm you fucking wool.

by NotaWool November 23, 2016

Batch

You use Batch in the app Cam Scanner when your math teacher makes you take a picture of your math homework instead of handing it in on paper

I finished the homework, can I batch it now?

by pumkin349 March 7, 2022

6 proaktif ( batch 11)

A dramatic social area (most likely a class)

"Ugh, my workplace/class is so dramatic'
"Yeah, it's such a 6 proaktif ( batch 11)

by Over and over again March 18, 2023

batch

slang for a bread roll from the west midlands of the UK.

also can be used to describe a sandwich.

hey, can you pick up a couple of batches for dinner tonight?

by sdflkgjh February 22, 2025

Brooke's Batch

A Number of Baked Goods Amounting to 72, large individual items.

We have 72 guests coming- we will need 1 Brooke's Batch to feed them all!

by cornerguy December 13, 2018

batch mobile

a vehicle used to manufacture methamphetamine,batch mobile

is that a batch mobile or what?

by slugsworth June 1, 2014

BATCH

A chunky, lumpy, brontosaurus looking broad that claims to be a bad bitch. A batch is usually a bitch who looks like a batch of bitches stuffed into one big bitch. When a bunch of bitches huddle behind a camera to take a selfie, they are considered a batch.

John Smith: Dude what the fuck happened to your sofa?

Professor Cos: I had this batch on my sofa last night and she got hungry and ate a piece of the cushion.

John Smith: Holy shit, this is why I never allow pets in my house.

Professor Cos: I never had any pets over. I'm talking about the fat bitch who lives upstairs.

John Smith: Be careful Cos! A batch will eat anything that isn't tied down.

Professor Cos: Wait, what was that noise??

John Smith: Bro, there's a crack in your ceiling!!

"CREAK"...... "CRASH"......... "BANG"

Professor Cos: Holy Smokes!

John Smith: I think she's dead dude.

Professor Cos: Feed her Some Sofa.

John Smith: This is one heavy batch. I think she's gonna need like 3 sofas.

by Professor Cos December 4, 2015