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LT Barber

“Damn did u see LT Barber in school today
by BiggdaddyL April 29, 2019
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isabelle barber

an absolute nob. maybe wash ur fanny. and pls stop saying ur preggers, lol u got chlamydia
oh my god kyle, it’s isabelle barber
“oh she’s well fishy ain’t she dave”
by ursecretadmirerxoxox April 23, 2020
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John the barber

Doing a John the barber is when you make love or have sexual relationships with a wealthy woman while her husband is on a business trip then after having said sexual interlude one takes his now post orgasm penis and wipes said penis on the drapes of the wealthy woman house .
Man after I Bust a nut in old girl I had no choice but to do a John the barber and then I was Gucci and I rolled.
by Johnny Skulls July 15, 2024
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God Barber

A barber that cuts your hair like they fucking your mama, and has a heavenly touch with the clippers
Ope's barber is a God barber, and Que’s barbers is not
by Hezik November 19, 2022
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Barber Stories

Barber Stories are bullshit stories your barber tells you. Barbers tend to lie a lot for seemingly no reason.
Guy “My barber told me he’s a crypto millionaire.”
Guy’s acquaintance: “Bullshit. It’s just one of his barber stories. It’s like when he told you he’s slept with 134.7 women.”
by Race relations October 31, 2025
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Barber's Pole

The visible result of entering a woman who is on the rag.
Mary had her time of the month last night. My lad was like a barber's pole after.
by Lee Kick March 24, 2021
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Barber

A person who is misleading or pretends to not like what he/she is doing
The leader of this Amino is such a barber
by Mundee05 July 26, 2019
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