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Bitch Updo 

1)A specific hairdo that frequently belongs to bitches, or just generally unpleasant people. The hair is generally thrown into an awkward, puffy ball on the top of the head because she no care, she do what she want.
2)A person with the aforementioned haircut. Frequently seen in tank tops and fatspiller sweatpants because she thinks she's so hot it doesn't matter. Seen in packs. Will either attack, or fuck you.
Becky is such a bitch updo. She yelled at someone for breathing to loud in an elevator... then made out with him.
Bitch Updo by Threeknocksal January 22, 2009
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This word has no definition in any known language. It is soley used in the english language as a set up for a joke, relating to the common phrase "what's up?" And the referal to a person as "dog".
Person 1: "Ew, it smells like updog in here."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "You know, updog."
Person 2: "What's updog?"
Person 1: "Not much what's up with you"
Person 2: *punches Person 1 for making such a terrible joke*
A joke that was good the first time you heard it, but then got shitty after the seventh time you heard it.
“Dude, it smells like updog in here.”

“What’s updog?”

“Nothing much how about you?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”

“WHAT’S UPDOG? YOU SON OF A FISH! TELL ME!”
Updog by What_A_Dayyyy July 17, 2018
An alternate spelling/pronunciation of the word "upvote", usually seen in online forums such as Reddit.
Wow, 10k updoots and gilded? Thanks Reddit!

joe has updog ligma 

the best pro gamer move ever
someone: joe has updog ligma!!!!
some guy: who's joe? what's ligma? what's updog?
someone: joe mama, ligma balls, nothin' much.
joe has updog ligma by BenSav March 26, 2021
UPDOG (Ultimate Paralyzation of Damaged Organ Genetics) is a process in the BOFA (Body Oscillation / Fatal Area) in which DNA is modified into having LIGMA symptoms in the genetics. This is only a stage 1 on the BOFA power level, however a person will suffer from intense addiction to Fortnite, get free Xbox Live or PlayStation Plus, and the ability to gain a free copy of the Save The World mode at birth. Though most of these symptoms sound positive, one negative symptoms will occur, a UPDOG victim will forever stay a virgin. It is unable to change that fact. Some popular examples of people with UPDOG include: TSM_Myth, every 12 year old, Ninja, Runescape players, and most likely you.
Person 1: Updog
Person 2: What’s Updog
Person 1: It’s when you get a free stuff from Epic for having special genes
Person 2: At least I’m not a virgin
Updog by Heckin’HeckHeckers August 10, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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