updo 

A hairstyle that involves completely or almost completely arranging hair on top of the head, for example crown braids, buns, ponytails, etc.

The woman at the Rennaissance Fair wore an intricate updo.

updo by monkiesee monkiedo November 6, 2005

Bitch Updo 

1)A specific hairdo that frequently belongs to bitches, or just generally unpleasant people. The hair is generally thrown into an awkward, puffy ball on the top of the head because she no care, she do what she want.
2)A person with the aforementioned haircut. Frequently seen in tank tops and fatspiller sweatpants because she thinks she's so hot it doesn't matter. Seen in packs. Will either attack, or fuck you.

Becky is such a bitch updo. She yelled at someone for breathing to loud in an elevator... then made out with him.

Bitch Updo by Threeknocksal January 22, 2009

Updog 

This word has no definition in any known language. It is soley used in the english language as a set up for a joke, relating to the common phrase "what's up?" And the referal to a person as "dog".

Person 1: "Ew, it smells like updog in here."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "You know, updog."
Person 2: "What's updog?"
Person 1: "Not much what's up with you"
Person 2: *punches Person 1 for making such a terrible joke*

Updog by Nothing is left but this May 21, 2018

Updog 

A joke that was good the first time you heard it, but then got shitty after the seventh time you heard it.

“Dude, it smells like updog in here.”

“What’s updog?”

“Nothing much how about you?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”

“WHAT’S UPDOG? YOU SON OF A FISH! TELL ME!”

Updog by What_A_Dayyyy July 17, 2018

updoot 

An alternate spelling/pronunciation of the word "upvote", usually seen in online forums such as Reddit.

Wow, 10k updoots and gilded? Thanks Reddit!

updoot by Giygas_the_Incomprehensible March 8, 2017

joe has updog ligma 

the best pro gamer move ever

someone: joe has updog ligma!!!!
some guy: who's joe? what's ligma? what's updog?
someone: joe mama, ligma balls, nothin' much.

joe has updog ligma by BenSav March 26, 2021

Updog 

UPDOG (Ultimate Paralyzation of Damaged Organ Genetics) is a process in the BOFA (Body Oscillation / Fatal Area) in which DNA is modified into having LIGMA symptoms in the genetics. This is only a stage 1 on the BOFA power level, however a person will suffer from intense addiction to Fortnite, get free Xbox Live or PlayStation Plus, and the ability to gain a free copy of the Save The World mode at birth. Though most of these symptoms sound positive, one negative symptoms will occur, a UPDOG victim will forever stay a virgin. It is unable to change that fact. Some popular examples of people with UPDOG include: TSM_Myth, every 12 year old, Ninja, Runescape players, and most likely you.

Person 1: Updog
Person 2: What’s Updog
Person 1: It’s when you get a free stuff from Epic for having special genes
Person 2: At least I’m not a virgin

Updog by Heckin’HeckHeckers August 10, 2018