Joe Bartalozi

This is the greatest, sexiest, and most handsome man of all time. He has a tiktok, YouTube, twitch, instagram, and something else probably so yeah. On his tiktok he reacts to “Prank videos” and rages at them. On his twitch he streams video games. Also on his YouTube he does reactions and gaming . so yeah. I love him 😘

John: BwaahhhahHhaaaaa
Jimmothy: Why are you laughing so hard?

John: I am watching Joe Bartalozi harass this Manski in Valorant.
Jimmothy: Wow that seems very cool! I Will go follow him!

by HarambesDad January 22, 2022

Barty Bart

It is a slur against people of Italian descent, especially those with naturally dark-brown hair and small feet.

Oh my god! Savannah is such a barty bart.

by Barty Bart On My Bart May 23, 2022

Santa’s Baptism

When you go skinny dipping in the winter.(Doesn’t count in warm water regions, must fully submerge to be born again)

I did Santa’s Baptism last night.

by Convinced Felon December 21, 2020

Chocolate Baptism

The sexual act of defecating on a woman's forehead in the shape of a cross. Symbolizes baptism... But with shit.

Guy1: So what'd you do last night?
Guy2: Well, after having a few Jagerdrivers we decided to try out the Chocolate Baptism. She seemed to like it.
Guy1: That's pretty sick, dude.

by Syn Gatton and Magic Fingers May 29, 2010

St. Jean Baptiste Day

The 24th of June marks the Feast of St John the Baptist. This is known as St Jean Baptiste Day to French speaking cultures.

Celebrated in QUEBEC with cool fireworks and parties and BOX SOCIALS!

The Annual Ahmed Saad Box Social is held every year on St. Jean Baptiste Day

by Adil June 19, 2004

Bartendaz

A group of bodybuilders from New York city that uses the playground as their gym. They believe that bud don't make you wiser. They do not drink and is very critical of what they eat

Them Bartendaz boys are som fit motherfuckers!

by Jonas Cahones October 15, 2008

Jism baptism

Dribbling a drop on a bitches dome (see Load a la mode)

You cum on that chicks head?
Hell ya I gave that bitch a jism baptism!

by dirty danglers June 19, 2010