The act of shaving your pubes then jumping at a womans face in an attempt to land your penis in her mouth.
Dude#1: Hey, last night I bald eagled my girlfriend.
Dude#2: You shouldve put that on youtube!!!
Boyfriend: Bald eagle motha fucka!!!! *jumps in the air.
Girlfriend: What? *turns around and ends up with a penis in her mouth.
Dude#2: You shouldve put that on youtube!!!
Boyfriend: Bald eagle motha fucka!!!! *jumps in the air.
Girlfriend: What? *turns around and ends up with a penis in her mouth.
by Tocen November 7, 2009
Get the Bald Eaglemug. Joe: Damn, that bald chick in the salon is hot!
Mike: Amen, I'd like to give her a white scalp massage.
Mike: Amen, I'd like to give her a white scalp massage.
by Jim B. January 2, 2005
Get the bald chickmug. A term derived from the Goodyear Eagle brand of that refers to bald and unsafe tires on a vehicle that can potentially cause hydroplaning, terminal understeer and blowouts.
Tax refund time, better get those bald eagles replaced on my car.
Hell yea she had a blowout!!! Ridin on bald eagles because she spent all her money on that damn iPhone.
Hell yea she had a blowout!!! Ridin on bald eagles because she spent all her money on that damn iPhone.
by Pierre II September 5, 2013
Get the Bald Eaglesmug. "I think Im getting back with my ex-boyfriend."
"Why?"
"He grew an inch since last time we had sex!"
"No girl, that things a bald willy, he just mowed his lawn."
"Why?"
"He grew an inch since last time we had sex!"
"No girl, that things a bald willy, he just mowed his lawn."
by Clare....eric too. May 12, 2004
Get the bald willymug. by JaMeSsPlIfF November 12, 2019
Get the BALD MARTINmug. To be thrashed in a state of goonerisation. Or, to be unbelievably cool but unbelievably stupid at the same time
by Travis Dere March 4, 2008
Get the Baldmug. by Niya smith January 18, 2021
Get the Bald headedmug.