Big Bail originated as a sperm cell from Hercules, the sperm cells hibernated since the beginning of time. Big Bail is responsible for the universe, the life forms that follow, and the destruction. He makes us mortals look like mere ants compared to his intrusive size. Aeons ago Big Bail destroyed a super large black hole by blocking it up with his smallest toe, the big toe. Big Bail writes in his Big Bail journal godly pieces of literature that us mere mortals cannot comprehend due to its beauty. This is just a sample of Big Bails complex and incomprehensible daily Big Bail life.

“Yo, did you see that guy, he’s so big”. “Yeah bro, that’s Big Bail”!

by Greg man November 24, 2022

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made bail

Somebody that can be sure of cash are more of owning you like you will see them in court so of sure of cash

I will see you in court made bail

by Sevenfw July 29, 2017

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Billy Bail

When someone named Billy makes plans and bails last minute with an extravagant excuse.

Behold the truth, Billy Bail strikes again cancelling plans.

by 550Facts April 11, 2024

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statement bail

When you bail on someone to make a statement that they don't run your lives. For example: the person you're talking to asks you to hang out and assumes you will drop everything to hang out with them. You bail to make a statement that they don't run your life.

I wanted to hang out with them, but I always go where he is. I think I'm going to statement bail.

by Kaceymac August 12, 2017

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