Baffon

A general insult to be used on someone who is being an idiot or otherwise disappointing human being.

“Hey, did you hear how Chad missed the bus because he was on the toilet. What an absolute Baffon.

by Dennis Nicolson December 3, 2019

baboon sex

When a man bends over in front of his partner, grasps each ass cheek firmly, spreading them to expose his rectum. The resulting view resembles a baboon's red ass.

Whenever Pete watches the Discovery Channel, he can't help but think about the great baboon sex he had with Andrew while Ray watched.

OR

Do and Pete fight often, but have baboon sex to make up.

by Total Penetration June 5, 2005

badoonka doonk

a fat ass. each time u add "a doonk" to it that means it gets bigger and bigger

good god almightly! girl u got a badoonka doonk, dont hurt nobody!

by $pazz April 6, 2003

maroon baboon

When you overtly swing from someone else's nuts harder than you swing from your own. The degrees of which can range between excessive recognition and a manner of idolatry.

A: Did you see the way he was gushing about the movie director?
B: That dude is such a maroon baboon.

by mace-stirmind April 24, 2018

bafool

Combination of babu and fool, means foolish behavior that would be cute only in children

No, bafool, it's Asperger's Syndrome, not Asparagus Syndrome

by Syrenn October 27, 2012

bahoonies

boob breast tit tatta

a large set of womans breasts.

That woman i work with, man she has a great set of Bahoonies, i wouldnt mind having fun with those.

by Dj Soda Pop May 1, 2007

Baboon Syndrome

An erythema of the buttocks and upper inner thighs that resembles the red bottom of a baboon, commonly the result of systemic allergic contact dermatitis, or prolonged, rough, doggy-style banging.

1) My Baboon Syndrome was a result of my body's adverse reaction to the injection of ampicillin.

2) I pounded that bitch so hard, she gunna have Baboon Syndrome fo a week!

by HardenThicke December 3, 2009