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backyard handshake

While fucking a female in the cunt doggy style, reach into her ass and jerk yourself off.
A Backyard Handshake was the only option, I mean, she was a huge bitch....couldn't feel fuck all.
by Harizl March 21, 2008
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Backyard BBQ

First, period sex to marinate the meat, then pull out and switch to anal for the grillin, then time to eat, a bloody poopy bj..mmm mmm mmm.
After the backyard BBQ, girl needed a breath mint.
by Eohippus May 11, 2017
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Backyard bbq

A sexual act using bbq sauce as anal lubricant.
I bought a huge bottle of KC Masterpiece at Costco for the backyard bbq I'm having later. The entire football team is coming!
by ZombieTentacles May 21, 2016
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Backyard Wrestling Abortion

An abortion preformed by a wrestling move.
Will: I hear Laura got knocked up again?

Peter: Yea she did. but, Her boyfriend gave her stomach the people's elbow.

Will: Cool, thats called a backyard wrestling abortion, right?
by PanchoyPepe October 1, 2007
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Backyard Bang

See, when a man and a woman love each other very much, the man stick his magic stick in the womans shit hole and they begin to have intercourse.
Joe did you fuck sally last night? Yep, sure did, gave that bitch a backyard banging!
by Justin April 1, 2005
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Bakey

Bakey, also spelt Bakie (chiefly in Scotland, potentially especially the west coast) is a young female whom, were she male, would likely be a ned (a
N.E.D. = Non educated delinquent and is broadly equivalent to the English Chav). Females tend to be less violent and engage in less overt delinquency ergo the moniker ned is often eschewed as they behave in a different way from neds (although they commonly associate with them).

Bakies/Bakeys tend to come from the same sort of homes and estates as neds do. They tend to smoke and drink alcohol from age 11 or 12, sometimes younger. The name is likely an allusion to the propensity of many bakies to fall pregnant more or less as soon as their periods start...and a natural progression to becoming underage Mums at 12 and 13 years old as many are 'baking one in the ovan' as they don't have the good sense not to engage in unprotected sex at that age and parental supervision is practically non existent.

Unlike neds, Bakies are mostly harmless and mostly stalk the streets asking random males if they wish to snog their friends.
Scotsman 1: Did you see the bakies outside? They asked me to winch them.
Scotsman 2: Yes the bakey who looked pregnant was trying to get me to go into the bushes to smoke and drink with them.
Scotsman 1: Did you go?
Scotsman 2: Nah but they're still out there hanging out with a ned in a tracksuit.
by Truest Scotsman October 23, 2020
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bacy

a person who has chosen not to marry; a person who never has sex
a life of bacy
by Peaceofallppl March 31, 2017
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