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Auto Erotica Asphyxiation

Depriving the body of oxygen to increase the intensity of an orgasm obtained via autobating. Oxygen deprivation is often achieved by inhaling engine exhaust (diesel, gas or biogas) or that new/old car interior smell; sometimes achieved thru self-constriction with retractable seatbelts, sunroofs, windows, trunks, tailgates and adjustable lift kits (either simultaneously or successively). Procedure can be fatal (see: The Journal of Necktie and Radiator Fan Pleasure).
Sure the sound of my Honda’s bolt-on gives me a hard-on, but it’s the exhaust fumes that take my orgasms to the next level. Can I interest you in a little auto erotica asphyxiation after the prom?

It wasn’t until I found our neighbor’s son unconscious in our new BMW with a Road & Track in one hand, his knickers by his ankles and a smile on his face, that I realized it was his repeated auto erotica asphyxiation which was staining the car’s headliner.
by Nicholas Sarcasmy August 22, 2010
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Auto Pet

(v.) The act of touching an animal's nose to simulate starting it up.
Boy: 'My cat is so lazy!'
Girl: 'Nonsense. You just need to Auto Pet.'
by RovanMile April 21, 2011
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auto_freak

An Auto_Freak is rumored to be an alleged ape-like creature said to inhabit remote forests, mainly in Chittagong Hill located southeast of Bangladesh. This creature is closely set to be related to Big Foot a creature who lives in the northwestern side of the United States. The creature is thought to be asexual as it can nurse it's own young though breast feeding. The best protection against a Auto_freak is to simply run away, as there are no known methods to defend from it.
Guy 1: Wow bro go lose some weight, you look like a Auto_Freak!!
Guy 2: Fuckkkkk Offfff
by Tauhid Husain June 17, 2008
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Auto Fuck

Dude- My ole lady is so pissed off at me right now.

Other Dude-Why?

Dude-She says Iam stuck on Auto Fuck wanting to screw every day.
by troubledemon March 28, 2010
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auto-twat

Definition #1: automatically tweeting through various social networks

Defiinition #2: A girl that you can fuck for hours and hours without stopping.
Definition #1: I set up my Facebook page so when I post something, it auto twats.

Defiinition #2: Hey Dave you were right about that girl, I brought her home last night and she was on auto-twat for like 4 hours.
by Big Thor December 13, 2012
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Auto Pilot

When you have regular homework to do and you have no distractions so you can work for hours straight and not even realize how long you've been doing work because your brain is on auto pilot.
"My school is so hard. So much work. But this weekend I was on auto pilot so I finished my work without even thinking about it."
by Ima Goodstudent July 24, 2012
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Auto-lock reyna

A auto lock reyna in valorant is someone who is so cocky and has no skill but still decides to pick reyna without pickaing with the team. This reyna will usually be bottom fragging
by Lolololthesavage March 29, 2021
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