Oh honey I think I'm about due for a visit from Aunt Flow.
No honey, this time you will bleed properly!!
*bang bang bang bang bang*
No honey, this time you will bleed properly!!
*bang bang bang bang bang*
by Natalie Blortman December 02, 2014
Friend: Yo. I'm gonna f**k that girl tonight.
You: If your gonna f**k that girl my name's Aunt Jemima.
You: If your gonna f**k that girl my name's Aunt Jemima.
by Shrimp427 May 18, 2010
An Aunt Jemima is when you kidnap a young -- and usually attractive -- female and tie her up in a closet for a few days, giving her nothing to eat so she will be starving. after a few days, you take her out and give her a huge plate of steaming hot pancakes. right as she's about to dig in, whip out your dick and come on the pancakes and watch as your semen runs along the pancakes like maple syrup.
she will be so hungry she will eat it anyway!
she will be so hungry she will eat it anyway!
by my dick is on mtv August 11, 2008
by ERICKNOERDEL December 01, 2007
by Thatboit69696969 February 24, 2017
Me: I got us salsa from Harris Teeter.
You: Oh, I bought some too. But it's from Whole Foods.
Me: I can't believe you just Aunt Deb'd me.
You: Oh, I bought some too. But it's from Whole Foods.
Me: I can't believe you just Aunt Deb'd me.
by littledog February 14, 2010
Sadie ain't never gonna catch no man until she cleans herself up, gets some new clothes, and loses weight.
by Richard Black March 12, 2005