assfaggots

An interjection used to enter any conversation where you are unsure about the topic. Can also be used to universally answer and intentionally annoy or undermine the previous topic of conversation. The standard form used to enter a conversation is a question; "Do you mean assfaggots?"

Person I (in conversation with Person II): Hey, did you see that new episode of {insert primetime television program here} last night?

(Person III walks in)

Person III: You mean assfaggots?

Person II (in conversation with Person I): Have you heard that new single by {insert musical performance artist(s) here}?

(Person III walks in)

Person III: You mean assfaggots?

by Captain Manifesto July 7, 2011

Assball

What one, who's first language is not English might, in place of the word "asshole" (or something like that), call somebody that they are upset with.

Favic: "assball, and one thing, fuck your ass very hard with sexual Stuff!"

by kuromajikku November 11, 2006

assbaby

a person who has never had a vagina wrapped around their head!

The assbaby called me an assbaby. IRONCI!22211// lozlzll

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

Assfaggot

In favor of liking the ass as if one were gay.

That Jon guy is really an assfaggot!

by Eric February 9, 2004

assbaby

a baby conceved during anal sex

"look johnnie theres something me and your father have been meaning to tell you, your an assbaby."

by jonking June 13, 2008

assbasket

noun: using an office worker's chair seat as an "inbasket" so they can't ignore the paperwork.

Hey Clem...put the expense report on your manager's assbasket so he doesn't 86 it.

by btsmith January 12, 2006

Assagore

Adj: To be an Ass; to be assy

Noun: One that is an Ass; a total moron. Usually coupled with feces and/or bad smell. See Dumbass

1) "Khelly sure was an Assagore this morning"

2)"What teh shit is that Assagore doing?"

by Tom Goodwin April 3, 2003