Asnagg

Asnagg

Asnagg

by Asnagg December 16, 2019

Alonavirus

The ailment contracted by lonely singles after Valentine’s Day. Symptoms include feverish right-swiping on dating apps and a renewed desire to wreck the gym. The general public can protect itself by wearing masks, to avoid smelling Alonavirus victims’ brand new cologne: Dior Amour.

Also known as Heartbrokenfluenza, not to be confused with the Common Cold Heart.

Adam contracted Alonavirus on Valentine’s Day when he binged-watched all of his friends’ romantic Instagram stories.

by nolandc February 22, 2020

Åsna

The swedish word for donkey. They are very pretty animals who likes to moan.

Person : *sees a sexy girl*

"ooh you look so åsna"

by That bitch elnor April 16, 2020

asonomerica

Gayest thing ever

Asonomerica is so gay lmao

by Pickelhaube July 6, 2020

anonalymes

Short for anonymous anomalies or unidentified unknowns

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by Androc January 21, 2021

asanase

Asanase is the coolest person in the world. He is awesome and hot. Asanase’s only flaw is that he is too handsome and has too much sex.

I heard asanase has had sex with all the girls
Yea he is just too cool

by Bruhpoopdd January 25, 2021

asinane

A glorious portmanteau of 'asinine' and 'inane' divinely inspired by Reddit user BalalaikaClawJob.

In a quest for views and viral fame on YouTube and TikTok, people are making videos that feature asinine stunts that are somehow also boring to watch at the same time. They are *asinane*.

by AnyPortmanteauInAStorm June 9, 2021