arse in his hand

Used to describe a person who is in a bad mood

Don't expect a smile out of him- he's got his arse in his hand

by LCT July 18, 2006

Arse spider

when picking a rather hard mince medallion in doesnt come out without bringing 8 curly hairs with it.

by Shearer June 16, 2003

Arse Muncher

A person whom enjoys the munching of arse. Sometimes in slang providing another person in jail with a 'Tossed Salad' will need an Arse Muncher to do the job. Although they munch, they rarely swallow anything that enters their mouth.

Also useful in the cleaning of the bowel.

Chris the dirty arse muncher managed to keep his arse unpenetrated while serving his jail term by munching on many an arse.

by Roberto Carlos July 21, 2004

Arse Banshee

The legendary Arse Banshee has been known to occur only once or twice a millenia. When released, the Arse Banshee is a fart which instantly disintegrates everyone in the room.

Guy one: Woah, this curry is hot.
Guy two: Nah, I've had hotte- PPPPPHHTTTT
* arse banshee is unleashed *
Guys 1, 3, 4, 5, and 6 instantly disintegrate.

by _my_name_is_will_ March 22, 2009

Arse Antler

The Tatoo above ones Backside giving the illusion the the Buttocks have Atlers growing from them

Your bottom has arse antlers

by McKenzie Kerr June 20, 2008

arse weasel

The much maligned admirer of the A-hole. An arse weasel May be seen for several hours lingering around ring pieces.

" I've done told you squire, reframe from sniffing my shfinkter or I'll tear you a new one of your very own to tinker with!... Dirty lil arse weasel

by bohemia84 June 28, 2008

arse end

Anything which is positioned at the back of something.

The boot is at the arse end of the car

by james chadima January 15, 2004