shartiac arrest

When you are well aware everyone knows you've shit yourself and all you can do is walk away, clean yourself and die (inside).

I thought something was wrong with Gerald when he got up and ran off, but then It smelled like poop. Gerald just went into shartiac arrest.

by Shitbird? January 24, 2017

shittiac arrest

The moment in which a person, desperately needing to take a shit, is forced to stiffen up, clamp their ass cheeks as hard as possible, and make their way to the bathroom as fast as they can in their awkward, waddling position in order to avoid shitting themselves.

Joey: "Did you see the way Tim left the room? He looked like a fucking penguin. Should we call an ambulance?"
Dave: "Nah bro, he's entered shittiac arrest. He's in god's hands now."

by Fuck a handle September 6, 2017

Cardibacular Arrest

When someone who was previously normal loses all sense of logical reasoning. They make others lose brain cells from trying to understand them. Some symptoms may include horrid language skills, inability for others to understand, stupidity, rambunctious behavior, etc. It is considered peak Niggatry, which is then followed by normalcy. This could last from only 2 seconds to your whole life.

Guy 1: Bc I sit go anywhere I'm shutin for today until like 2
Guy 2: Idek if that is even english.
Guy 3: This man had a cardibacular arrest.

by Dr. Desiigner June 4, 2019

Splashback Arrester

Layer of toilet paper placed on top of the bog water to stop a splash soaking the arse crack from a falling turd. Guaranteed to prevent a Splashback Enema. Phrase derived from a device used in gas pipes called a Flashback Arrester to stop explosions.

Hey Stu, thanks for telling me about the Splashback Arrester, I did a hefty shit and for once I didn't get a jet of cold pissy bog water shoot up my arsehole.
No problem dude, glad I could help!

by CountLippe February 12, 2021

pp arrest

When your better half forbids you to have sex.

I am under pp arrest for cheating on my girlfriend.

by kalray April 29, 2021

Joseph Arteaga

An absolute chad. He can be traced back to epic things like Julius Ceasar.

He's such a Joseph Arteaga.

by diskdrive March 4, 2022

Joshua Arteaga

dumb kid nobody likes. embarrassment.

"that kid is so weird." "what's his name?" "I think it's Joshua Arteaga."

by diepeopledie September 20, 2022