arpad

someone who does not fill in jiras properly

oh dear what an arpad!

by A Mills October 1, 2007

Gollum arsed

Gollum arsed means when you are absolutely fucked from drinking and smoking weed

“Mate you are Gollum arsed “

by Stayout March 15, 2019

Anglo armed

To get shot

"He was a good civilian, but he still got anglo armed"

by ZK_realist May 2, 2023

Punching a one armed clown in the nose

Masturbating violently, while going down on a menstrating women, then coming in her mouth while plugging her nose with your free hand.

Did you hear Mike was punching a one armed clown in the nose yesterday? Choked and puked at the same time.

by BigSchmuck November 11, 2020

One Armed Bandit

A bloke with a ruined gag reflex who hangs around toilets in Norfolk offering 'extras' to other blokes using the facilities.
So named as 1 arm is much larger than the other due to the amount of repeated 'stroking' of other mens cocks it performs, usually for £5 or less.

Gayboy 1 - "Hey Julian, please can you hold my Babycham, I'm off to the little boys room"
Gayboy 2 - "OK, but you'd better not have a go on the One Armed Bandit while you're in there!"
Gayboy 1 - "I won't I promise, girl"
Normal bloke from the North - "You queers disgust me"

by David Wild August 3, 2008

ared

An idiot.

by Anonymous October 26, 2006

Arpe

A boyband member who should have stayed as a solo artist

Oh he’s such an arpe

by Cliffordxo2 May 30, 2020