Armand Pettenon

someone who always talks about themselves and doesnt shut up about how nice he thinks he is. and always talks about how expensive his items area and is addicted to CHAT ROULETTE!

armand pettenon

by Karly C June 16, 2010

armed

Having arms

I am armed. Painting this house will be much easier.

by Bill Frasier November 2, 2008

Armando

Is tall and loves Basketball. He also likes drawing. He is active handsome and loving.

He is such an Armando.

by Jevin431 July 6, 2017

Armadildo

A game where when you shove a dildo up an armadillos asshole, and it stays there. To win, the dildo you stuck up an armadillo's ass must stay there longer then your opponents.

Kid1: What do you want to do today?
Kid2: How about a game of armadildo?
Kid1: Sure!

by X-xPooeyGlooeyx-X January 28, 2017

Armadildoing

The act of sticking a curled armadillo into your anus, then prodding it deeper and deeper into your rectum with a dildo appropriately sized and shaped for the job.
upon reaching the colon you have successfully armadildoed

Hey bro I heard you were having an orgy tonight.
Oh yeah man it's going to be sick, we're gonna get super fried and try armadildoing Mike

by Aganimrod March 7, 2021

Hairy Armed Chick

A girl, of course, whose wild and crazy arm hair is longer than the hair on her head. She gels it in the morning to prevent it from sticking up and lookin all crazy like. Also, if she died it brown, she would have sick monkey man arms.

Ariel Diamond is a Hairy Armed Chick, Zak isn't.

by Zak Prpich May 9, 2007

Hidden Armadillo

Something you don't see because you are distracted by a semi-naked woman.

Whoa! I didn't see the hidden armadillo until my girl pointed it out to me.

by haleycakes March 11, 2010