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Andres

A very cool and epic gamer who steals cough drops and loves to play Fortnite everyday till 3am. He is a very tall fellow. He has a mYsTeRioUs dark side. He has thick black hair. Ask him to do something he'll say "why?". Three words I'd used to describe him, Speedy, Determined, and Stealthy. He wears glasses and a hood (which is why he is mYsTeRioUs). Lover of EMO music (one of his many secrets).
Sally: who's that?
Janana: SISTER ITS ANDRES
by Andres's January 30, 2019
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Andres

Andres is a man who a beastly 12 inch cock. Is good at video games but lets others win. He is mean sometimes but deep down he doesnt mean it. In dating, he gets slept on the most, if you ever meet an Andres date him, quick!
by mastercockweilder123 November 22, 2018
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Andre

Andre is one hot guy. He has a huge dick and is hot asf. He cares for his girl dearly. And is everyones fav person. he is a very likable person. And never will hurt anyone emotionly. His dick is so big model places use his dick as a eiffel tower for the pic.
Andre is one hot guy. He has a huge dick and is hot asf. He cares for his girl dearly. And is everyones fav person. he is a very likable person. And never will hurt anyone emotionly. His dick is so big model places use his dick as a eiffel tower for the pic.
by Annonomos04 March 4, 2019
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Andre

Andre is a beaner but not to beaner boy who thinks he's all that, claims he's a blood or crip sagg's hella low you can almost see his ass cheeks. He's also a smart boy but since he claims he is a "blood" he tries to act hella dumb. He's also had hella girlfriend's, he's hella funny though and always puts a smile on your face. He always does his dance move "stirring the soup" and he also FARTS ALOT
You wish you were as savage as Andre

All the bloods want to be Andre

You wish your darts were as loud as Andres
by #1 FARTER December 6, 2018
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Andre

Andre is a good looking smart and athletic person; also stands for baby
Andre is smart
by andre definition April 20, 2018
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Andre

An Andre is the funniest person you will ever meet. He is caring, but is usually scared to show his true feelings. He doesn’t really like to be serious unless it’s truly needed like in school. Speaking of school, he is extremely smart and knows it, but is mostly humble. Andres like to brag to girls they like about how good they are at sports (usually play soccer and are GOOD). They will also make fun of a girl they like. People expect them to be rude and disrespectful, but they are actually very kind in their own kind of way. Andres are amazing and you are lucky if you have one in your life.
girl: i have a crush on Andre but he always makes fun of me... do you think he likes me?
person: oh yeah totally!
by hajshsshjsb June 1, 2018
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Andre

A frikin' awesome person who somehow always has two EXTREMLY annoying sisters who are always up his ass. Andre's usually are good looking generally black (sometimes white but usually Italian if they are) men who are smart and rich mostly insane though but great friends and spouses.
Woah an Andre wish I knew him and could fuck him.
by Inlovewithandre July 25, 2017
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