A whiny, usually bitchy person who can't seem to help others out when needed. Complains about how everyone else is inferior to him, being oblivious to the fact that he is in fact inferior in all ways. Also note, most of the time is cross-eyed and makes up words that do not make sense in any form.
1.) God...Why do you have to be an Alatak, WHY!?
2.) Stop it, just no, stop I don't want to hear you, your being an Alatak.
3.) "That man muttering to himself, is he okay?"
"We call him, Alatak, Doesn't know how to talk properly, and it sounds like he's always whining."
2.) Stop it, just no, stop I don't want to hear you, your being an Alatak.
3.) "That man muttering to himself, is he okay?"
"We call him, Alatak, Doesn't know how to talk properly, and it sounds like he's always whining."
by MaroonDragoon September 29, 2011
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"one time in alta, i did a soaring backflip drop out of a helicopter into an avalanch. i surfed it all the way down to the llodge where my bitches awaited"
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Person 1: Altaira finished another book.
Person 2: Back to watching Doctor Who again.
Person 1: Or diving...
Person 2: Back to watching Doctor Who again.
Person 1: Or diving...
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-Autocorrect is the reason I can't have nice thongs.
-jajajajaj Me rei en voz alta!
-Autocorrect is the reason I can't have nice thongs.
-jajajajaj Me rei en voz alta!
by maiealva January 1, 2012
Get the Me rei en voz alta mug.is a name of a black motherfucker with a big dick who loves tight pussies. he never stops until the woman squirts so hard that she cant squirt anymore. He stops because he is a nice person, he treats his lady as a queen. If she does not want to have sex, he wont force her. He will kindly fuck any hole he sees. His neighbour, his dog, anything!!!.
e.g. Don't try to find the alaa, you will never find him here. Go for a jonny or tom or bom or something. Alaa is impossible to find.
e.g. My boyfriend tried to go all Alaa on me. He kept fucking me but I did not squirt. I wish I can have me a real Alaa.
e.g. My neighbour Alaa came over today and fucked me, then he fucked my daughter. She squirted so hard that she don't even have a pussy anymore. All that because his wife didnt let him fuck her. I hope he always come over.
e.g. My boyfriend tried to go all Alaa on me. He kept fucking me but I did not squirt. I wish I can have me a real Alaa.
e.g. My neighbour Alaa came over today and fucked me, then he fucked my daughter. She squirted so hard that she don't even have a pussy anymore. All that because his wife didnt let him fuck her. I hope he always come over.
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by Jill Costa April 8, 2007
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