A whiny, usually bitchy person who can't seem to help others out when needed. Complains about how everyone else is inferior to him, being oblivious to the fact that he is in fact inferior in all ways. Also note, most of the time is cross-eyed and makes up words that do not make sense in any form.

1.) God...Why do you have to be an Alatak, WHY!?
2.) Stop it, just no, stop I don't want to hear you, your being an Alatak.
3.) "That man muttering to himself, is he okay?"

"We call him, Alatak, Doesn't know how to talk properly, and it sounds like he's always whining."

Alatak by MaroonDragoon September 29, 2011

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Alatak • Arataki Itto • alamak • ABATAKUM • akataka • Akatakpo • Akatakyie • Alaak • AlaaKourani • alabaki

Reigen Arataka

The most SEXIEST man on earth who is most likely running from the irs he has the most voluptuous a$$ I wanna kiss and is so hot that I actually scream every time I see him.

“Hey do u know Reigen Arataka?”

“Oh yeah! He’s so hot I would do anything for him”

Reigen Arataka by fuckuurbandictionay September 7, 2021

Arataki Itto

Probably the hottest oni alive, my mans got fucking abs and the biggest cock i have ever seen;; move aside zhongli the real geo daddy is here.

“Wow Arataki Itto is so fucking hot”
“Wow and you just realized that now???!”

Arataki Itto by Unfinished_sentenc October 11, 2021

Reigen Arataka

The best psychic of the 21st century!! Haunted? Cursed? Sore muscles? Come down to spirits and such consultation office! Mob! Make tea! Serizawa! Answer the phone!

-serizawa: “it’s the IRS”
-Reigen Arataka: “HANG UP”

“I met the best psychic in the world yesterday, Reigen Arataka…”

Reigen Arataka by GenosCyborg July 17, 2023

arataki itto

man… when i tell you this mf will make you cum in one look i mean that shi,he is the hottest fucking man to walk the genshin earth. did i mention that he also has the biggest yogurt slinger? i don’t think i did. oh and arataki itto has the biggest yogurt slinger! yeah,anyways he should like rlly give me his kids

person 1: yo?? it’s that one guy named arataki itto!! the one that makes you cum instantly with his looks!! *cums*

person 2: no fr!!!??? *looks over and cums*

arataki itto by ittopegger October 20, 2021

altakaker

Yiddish: Old fart. (Alternate spelling of altakaka.)

Oh, man, he's such an altakaker: always complaining about everything.

altakaker by Notorious Webmaster October 8, 2011

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026