Alatak

A bitch, plain and simple.

Ruao: Alatak, you're a bitch.
Alatak: SHUT UP YOU'RE HELLA FAT

by Rawrcake45892 September 29, 2011

Alatak

A whiny, usually bitchy person who can't seem to help others out when needed. Complains about how everyone else is inferior to him, being oblivious to the fact that he is in fact inferior in all ways. Also note, most of the time is cross-eyed and makes up words that do not make sense in any form.

1.) God...Why do you have to be an Alatak, WHY!?
2.) Stop it, just no, stop I don't want to hear you, your being an Alatak.
3.) "That man muttering to himself, is he okay?"

"We call him, Alatak, Doesn't know how to talk properly, and it sounds like he's always whining."

by MaroonDragoon September 29, 2011

Reigen Arataka

The most SEXIEST man on earth who is most likely running from the irs he has the most voluptuous a$$ I wanna kiss and is so hot that I actually scream every time I see him.

“Hey do u know Reigen Arataka?”

“Oh yeah! He’s so hot I would do anything for him”

by fuckuurbandictionay September 7, 2021

Arataki Itto

Probably the hottest oni alive, my mans got fucking abs and the biggest cock i have ever seen;; move aside zhongli the real geo daddy is here.

“Wow Arataki Itto is so fucking hot”
“Wow and you just realized that now???!”

by Unfinished_sentenc October 11, 2021

Reigen Arataka

The best psychic of the 21st century!! Haunted? Cursed? Sore muscles? Come down to spirits and such consultation office! Mob! Make tea! Serizawa! Answer the phone!

-serizawa: “it’s the IRS”
-Reigen Arataka: “HANG UP”

“I met the best psychic in the world yesterday, Reigen Arataka…”

by GenosCyborg July 17, 2023

arataki itto

man… when i tell you this mf will make you cum in one look i mean that shi,he is the hottest fucking man to walk the genshin earth. did i mention that he also has the biggest yogurt slinger? i don’t think i did. oh and arataki itto has the biggest yogurt slinger! yeah,anyways he should like rlly give me his kids

person 1: yo?? it’s that one guy named arataki itto!! the one that makes you cum instantly with his looks!! *cums*

person 2: no fr!!!??? *looks over and cums*

by ittopegger October 20, 2021

altakaker

Yiddish: Old fart. (Alternate spelling of altakaka.)

Oh, man, he's such an altakaker: always complaining about everything.

by Notorious Webmaster October 8, 2011