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A handsome and attractive guy that is almost TOO attractive. This type of person is usually the best in all competiom type activities and excels in all fields. An Altaaf is usually in the field of engineering and chemical sciences.
Wow, John can be such an Altaaf sometimes.
Altaaf by TheDeeefiner February 19, 2017
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altaaf is a dude who is very selfish
Altaaf is selfish
Altaaf by Altaaf July 13, 2024
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An arabic name, it comes from the word "talf" which means "kindly". The name literally can be translated as the "kind one". Usually given to very charming, hansom and very humble, and peacful lads.
girl: whats ur name?
boy: altaf
altaf by s@r@ahJ June 16, 2009
Altaf means innocent. A guy that one would love to talk to. Gurlz love to talk to him. He can impress anyone in seconds. These are just few qualities that he has.
Omg i would love to be around Altaf..
altaf by Aanya January 14, 2008
Altaf means innocent. A guy that one would love to talk to. Gurlz love to talk to him. He can impress anyone in seconds. These are just few qualities that he has.
Omg i would love to be around Altaf..
altaf by Aanya January 14, 2008
Altaf is an afghani chineser with stretch resolution eyes. His eyes stretches all around his neck.
Altaf likes clicking porn pop-up ads while watching pirated movies.
Person 1: look at that fucking manlet
Person 2: thats my man Altaf
Altaf by Steffensen May 18, 2022

Altaf Bhai 

An abusive word of overall Asia and frequently used. Literal meaning is Mother fucker where as political meaning is part time whore & cultural meaning is A man who sell his sister and mother of sex. Sometime it is also used for the dirty dog who don't accept what he's ordered to do. Sexually it's acceptable meaning is dick.
John you are such an altaf bhai.
Did you saw that my altaf bhai? He's from downtown and dark black with a belt in his neck saying Altaf.
Altaf Bhai by Mr. Tapia January 3, 2011
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