wood age

A hypothetical time period when humans didn't use stone as their main tools.
Also a stage of cultural development where no one uses stone tools.

The botocudo Indians of south america used absolutely no stone implements at all, rather their tools were fashioned from bamboo and plant fibers. Because of the lack of stone useage, they were in the wood age, even lower than the Paleolithic.

by happyatcommonsense March 7, 2015

Silver age

A great point in time, though inferior to something like the golden age

Person 1: Wow All Might's great! He'll only get better
Person 2: That's silver age All Might

by seromyhero August 15, 2020

age denial

avoiding the recognition of how old you are

Age Denial can be accomplished by not looking in mirrors and/or not wearing glasses

by yuba gurl July 13, 2012

age of consciousness

the age at which you finally begin to remember things

mom: you remember that time you ran around the house naked? you were only a baby.

son: no, that must have been before my age of consciousness

by thegravy March 28, 2011

Ag Angel

A woman who prefers vegetable sex toys to organic dildos; although not exclusive to females, and fem-attractive men also qualify, if angel enough.

Once the zucchini crop came in, the Ag Angels knew they were in for a long and pleasurable night.

by Pulitzer70 September 15, 2008

Phantom Age

Phantom Age is a type of age where you can be the age of your siblings, but not be their age. You can technically be their age, but you aren't. This only works with siblings!

Hey, my brother is 17, and I am 14, so because I have a siblings, I get Phantom Age! I'm his age! But I'm not.

by Phantom Bto May 13, 2022

Cringe Age

Similar to the Stone Age, Wood Age, Rad Age, Nostalgia Age, And the Tec Age. The cringe age happens to be 2010 - present. Logan and Jake Paul, TikTolk (Formerly Musical.ly), The dark age of Family Guy, Politics, Celeb Deaths, Justin Bieber's "Baby", Squid Baby, Yours, Mine, And Mine, Demonetization, Season 20 of South Park, Even more deaths of Youtubers, SJW's and Political Correctness.

John - We're trapped in the Cringe Age. quieter *lord help us all* Newly Formed Mob - Excuse Mwah but not everybody celebrates "The Man Upstairs" John - I was kinda talking to my- Newly Formed Mob - GET EM' *stars stampeding* John - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAH! *gets all his bones broken* 2 Decades Later After Waking From A Coma. John - W-wha, OH LORD WHAT YEAR IS IT!! Nurse - 2030 "The Violence Towards Humans From Aliens Age" John - … screw this *unplugs IV and dies.

by Not Edd/Spongey Things/eddsfan January 9, 2019