Amazon It

The act of purchasing something online you'd be too embarrassed to buy in public.

GUY 1: "Dude! Did you check out that new dick book? It's hilarious. You should totally go to the store and get it!"
GUY 2: "No way, man. But I'll totally Amazon It."

by Zac Attack January 2, 2008

amazon river angler

the amazon river angler occurs when the human male, while fornicating, withdrawals his penis right before the moment of ejaculation and proceeds to whip the semen out of it like he is casting a fishing line directly at his partners face. this produces a beautiful array of gooey gobs that the partner must try and snap out of the air and into their mouth like they are an amazon fish gobbling for bait.

dude! last night i became a level 2 amazon river angler thanks to that redhead i met at the science club. after i was done, i even reeled her in to come get the mess that had accidentally hit me while i was blast casting.

by angler9000 May 8, 2009

Aaron

The kid at school who doesn't bring his basketball to school because it's moist outside.

Friend-Aaron why didn't you bring your ball?

Aaron-It's to moist. It will ruin my ball.

by ClassicBanana February 12, 2019

aaron donald

God

Person 1 wow is that Aaron Donald

Person2 no that’s god

by For the people by the people January 11, 2020

Aaron Hernandezed

The action of going to prison and hanging oneself

Jeff: Hey did you here about kyle.
Ryan: Yah he Aaron Hernandezed Himself.

by Ryeguy2001 April 19, 2017

Aaron

A racist.

Is that a racist?
He must be an Aaron.

by Shaneismyhusband October 27, 2019

Amazon Firefighter

The act of having intercourse, and just before male ejaculation, the male lights the pubic hair of the female of fire, and puts out the fire with his ejaculation.

Last night, me nad my girl pulled an Amazon Firefighter

by YourMomsFriend May 18, 2006