by zkpilot December 13, 2009

where one bed is shared by two people who work "shift work", they sleep at alternate times, as one wakes up, the other goes to sleep, hence having a "hot bed"
by longducdong August 16, 2010

A system of causing a girl to default to sit/ lay in your bed by creating a bed room without any other comfortable seating options.
Person 1: Sara came over last night
Person 2: Word? Did you get any action?
Person 1: Yeah obviously dude, I bed trapped her.
Person 2: Word? Did you get any action?
Person 1: Yeah obviously dude, I bed trapped her.
by house_of_cards2 May 31, 2010

by mantrum November 22, 2017

"He's in there lying on his ghetto bed playing video games." "Ben hit that thing up in the spare room on a ghetto bed."
by Bensjammin September 21, 2011

by wormbed scratchin mother May 13, 2004

The masturbatory act of propping oneself against a bedpost, couch, or bedside and rubbing the clothed penis against it repeatedly, in order to illicit an initial pleasure and an eventual intense, (or otherwise) ejaculation into the seams of the underpants. This, being usually an early form of conventional masturbation, does not at first neccesarily illicit ejeculation. Rather intense feelings of pleasure. Once sexual maturity is reached, and in the rare case the masturbator has not moved on to conventional masturbation, the ejaculation becomes a natural part of the bed-posting process. Most bed-posters move on to conventional masturbation before age 13, but in rare cases, continue well into their teens.
by Sean of old July 31, 2010
