crust eater

The one who eats crust

i.e. pb and J sandwiches, grilled cheese sandwiches, ham and cheese sandwiches, ass, tuna fish sandwiches.

Everyone found out Tina was a crust eater after the annual sandwich-off when she was caught covered naked head to toe in crusts.

by Crunchwaffle April 18, 2017

Crust Technician

One who shapes, or 'slaps', a piece of dough into the base of a pizza.

The Crust Technician was the one who made sure your pizza was the correct size and shape.

by Blackdeathjackal September 9, 2010

Nigger Crust

The crusty goo on an unwashed nigger.

That dude had a lot of nigger crust.

by WORDBOY83 July 26, 2019

Doodoo Crust

when you poop but can still feel leftover crusty shit on your asshole

"Did you just pick out some of your doodoo crust?"
"Yea..."

by sexyjayjay May 4, 2022

crust-stuffing

When you shove pizza crusts up your butt and see how many you can fit.

"Did you see Charlie crust-stuffing? I'm surprised he could get 9 whole crusts up there"

by hexhollows August 1, 2023

vaginal crust

1) dried fluid left from a pussy after the bitch is done using her dildo

2) the slight crusty film left on ones penis after having sex

3) the same slight crusty film in defintion 2, only on ones face after eating out a pussy

Shit, I cant use this dildo with all this vaginal crust on it!

Fuck, now I have to wash my dick cause I have all this vaginal crust stuck on it.

by Nick the Jew April 20, 2006

Crust

Crust is usually referd to in the past tense or in the gerund form, Crusted and Crusting respectively. Crust is itself an amalgamation of the words 'crop' and 'dusting'. What Crusting and crop dusting refer to is the expulsion of one's flatulence over a specific area.

One friend to another:
"Wow, did you catch a wiff of the bar?"
"Ya, I know, I totally crusted the entire bar on my way back to the table"

by David Steckel January 9, 2007