Golden Derby

When a group of elderly women use strap on to gang rape somebody.

I heard those ladies have golden derby on the farm.

by Fluffaroo November 1, 2019

kentucky dildo derby

When you and your 5 closest pals go to the local high school track and have a relay race but instead of using a baton, you use a dildo. The beginner must start with the dildo in his ass and pass it to the next guy by inserting it into his ass himself and so forth until the last runner makes it back.

I'm still sore from that Kentucky Dildo Derby last week.

by PeterPoot69 July 8, 2017

denver derby

when you take a shit and flush, racing to finish wiping your ass and throw the toilet paper in the toilet before it's done flushing. a successful denver derby leaves no toilet paper behind

overplayed my hand trying to do a denver derby last night and clogged the fuck out of my toilet lmao

by peter_pansy May 6, 2021

Push Cart Derby

A statement meaning, not as easy as it looks or more difficult than you think.

Victor: You cant pick up that rock, pussy.

Josh: Yes i can, fah-got, fassyman fi dead brejin.

Victor: Wha' yah think this some kinda push cart derby, pussy?

by Holamonasunday February 2, 2009

Alabama Mud Derby

Like the Kentucky mud truck special but you basically are fucking a girl with her face down ass up and she pus her legs around your waist and you run around the room with her while yall still fucking and she shits on your dick and you nut in her ass while you do it to make truffle butter and then after u nut you slam her on her head in a powerbomb like motion into the truffle butter

Dude, I brought Sarah to the Alabama Mud Derby last night!!

by BIGHEAD BITCH December 29, 2018

Brown derby

Scoring 4 goals in an ice hockey game.

Chris: Sakic has 7 goals…
Mike : 1 more makes a double brown derby!

by Jersey716 March 4, 2022

Kentucky Derby

When you're hitting your bitch from behind and you stick both fingers up her corresponding nostrils like a bridal. Use those reins to gain full control of the pony.

"how did you place in the Kentucky Derby last night"

"Dude...let's just say Seabiscut is in retirement"

by Mick503 March 29, 2017